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ovnvnvnv
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Agnostica
05.12.2022 15:30:09
ovnvnvnv

Happy birthday Amber!
I hate period T_T I wish we could have at least one day off work monthly bcs the pain it's really intense. 
Also does anyone else feel like going insane? Idk my hormones are always over the place and I cry for the dumbest shit and feel just awful. Probably having other mental issues doesn't help as well, but I just have a few days around my period every month when I feel like I'm going crazy... 

05.12.2022 15:30:09
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hollisterjeans
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Atheista
05.12.2022 15:33:11
hollisterjeans

okay yes i also have extremely hormonal PMS symptoms. like, theyre really intense that i should really see a doctor about it. every month my pms makes me question if i should either unalive or check myself into the hospital. it is EXHAUSTING.

05.12.2022 15:33:11
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Honey Beee
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Secville
05.12.2022 15:51:58
Honey Beee

Sometimes my period does not affect me at all, and sometimes I feel like I’m going crazy! I get really random food cravings too

05.12.2022 15:51:58

ovnvnvnv
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Agnostica
05.12.2022 16:04:01
ovnvnvnv

Oh yes I forgot about the random food cravings. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and crave something sweet and usually I hate them lol

05.12.2022 16:04:01
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tibby
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Agnostica
05.12.2022 16:15:34
tibby

i thankfully only get my period like once every three months, but god i used to curl up on the floor with hot tea pressed against my stomach

05.12.2022 16:15:34
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scacey
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Atheista
05.12.2022 16:21:35
scacey

omg i remember one time when i had cramps so horrible it felt like going into labor. we don't deserve periods lmao

05.12.2022 16:21:35

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Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
05.12.2022 16:28:26
Janeze321

hollisterjeans wrote:
its 9:37am and im craving a steak bomb calzone
Now that's a new on on me, sounds delicious what's the recipe? All we get round here are Donner calzone (Donner meat, mushroom, onion, cheese and tomato sauce) These are quite nice, now though I want to try one of those steak bombs.

05.12.2022 16:28:26
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Atheista

omg the donner calzone sounds delicious.... i imagine the steak bomb one is like a philly cheesesteak one?? thats the only steak based calzone i've ever had

it isnt even noon here yet and i want a nap cloudy days make me so tired

05.12.2022 16:38:48
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Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
05.12.2022 16:44:13
Janeze321

Oh I hear you! cloudy days are certainly days to nap away, like wet and windy days. Wrap yourself in a cosy blanket and nap nap nap.

Philly cheesesteak sound yummy too.

05.12.2022 16:44:13
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hollisterjeans
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Atheista
05.12.2022 17:19:36
hollisterjeans

「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours- wrote:
omg the donner calzone sounds delicious.... i imagine the steak bomb one is like a philly cheesesteak one?? thats the only steak based calzone i've ever had

it isnt even noon here yet and i want a nap cloudy days make me so tired
yes exactly, a steak bomb calzone has steak n cheese (i like pepperjack) with sauted green peppers and onions. i also like to ask to put banana peppers on it

05.12.2022 17:19:36
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