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RP Board: We are all Grandmas at the bingo parlor

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180
Created
17.12.2020
Author
I forgot
I forgot
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8352
Reputation: 5737
Posts: 5
Secville
17.12.2020 06:17:40
I forgot

"BING-"
*gets up to fast and breaks her back*
*falls and dies instantly*

17.12.2020 06:17:40
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Morgana Mortittia
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 544
Reputation: 529
Posts: 4
Atheista
17.12.2020 06:19:29
Morgana Mortittia

*takes her card* 
"BINGO!" I stay seated and wait until a young helper comes to assist me with the card 

17.12.2020 06:19:29
I hope you are having a lovely day 
garmetar
Level 21
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6935
Reputation: 4988
Posts: 59
Antitheocra
17.12.2020 06:23:32
garmetar

*sits and grumbles over card with only one space left to a bingo* one day old lady morganna.... one day I will get you for stealing all these sweet sweet bingos from me....

17.12.2020 06:23:32
she/her
Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19289
Reputation: 14081
Posts: 453
Atheista
17.12.2020 14:26:32
Big Boy JENKINS

*drosp all my bingo chips on the ground* oh no my BINGO CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bends over to pick up a bingo's chip* *bends over to pick up a bingo chip* *cbends over to bpick up a bingo chip* *bends over the 

17.12.2020 14:26:32
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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224444
Reputation: 313077
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
20.02.2021 14:55:03
CinnamonSugar

What? I couldn't hear that.

20.02.2021 14:55:03
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bigiron
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880656
Reputation: 162310
Posts: 1342
Atheista
20.02.2021 20:53:33
bigiron


whoa this candy looks tasty! *crunch*


20.02.2021 20:53:33

Hyperpussy
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35789
Reputation: 18532
Posts: 286
Atheista
21.02.2021 17:08:11
Hyperpussy

*ensuing chaos of the bingo lodge causes me to stress so I decide to take a swig of my decoy bingo dauber (i take two and one of them is filled with whiskey bc they don’t allow alcohol in the lodge) I am old so my memory is poor and grab the wrong one... I take a swig of paint from my real bingo dauber* 


21.02.2021 17:08:11
Me, coming to fucking GET you

gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51560
Reputation: 29825
Posts: 1131
Secville
23.02.2021 17:12:07
gabou777

HAHAHA Bingo! Bing- ** dentures fall on the floor** ** starts crying hysterically in old peoples cry**


23.02.2021 17:12:07
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
ChaoticScar
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26704
Reputation: 12473
Posts: 109
Atheista
24.02.2021 11:19:39
ChaoticScar

*pulls out a magnifying glass to see what's written on the bingo card*

24.02.2021 11:19:39

Printer Added
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8953
Reputation: 7114
Posts: 19
Reasonopia
24.02.2021 20:57:47
Printer Added

"Back in my day we only O because BING wasn't invented yet"

24.02.2021 20:57:47
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