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RP Board: We are all Grandmas at the bingo parlor

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180
Created
17.12.2020
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forestfluff
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2534
Reputation: 2261
Posts: 25
Atheista
03.03.2024 07:10:31
forestfluff

My late husband earl DIED from aspirin!!!!!!

03.03.2024 07:10:31
"Filth are my politics, filth is my life." -Divine
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107222
Reputation: 64235
Posts: 2732
Atheista
03.03.2024 07:49:27
Heydi

im glad mines dead! died from a stroke few years ago. He never let me buy more than one bingo card the prick. I do suspect he was one of them gays

03.03.2024 07:49:27
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
Peony Rose
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42129
Reputation: 8929
Posts: 52
Atheista
03.03.2024 15:44:20
Peony Rose

ever since my husband died, my doctor prescribed me these pills, but I still can't figure out when I'm supposed to take them! Can anybody read what's printed on this pillbottle?

03.03.2024 15:44:20
v3nic3bitch
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 47285
Reputation: 15870
Posts: 97
Reasonopia
03.03.2024 23:29:15
v3nic3bitch

peony just give her here ! luckily, the arthritis hasn't reached my hands yet!!! it says.. oh... you don't want to take those! they are dangerous... i can dispose of them for you >:)

03.03.2024 23:29:15
evil, ornery, scandalous, & evil
Quinh
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3655
Reputation: 3129
Posts: 19
Atheista
04.03.2024 08:29:50
Quinh

The doctor that gives you these pills are trying to kill you >:

04.03.2024 08:29:50
FUCK
Peony Rose
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42129
Reputation: 8929
Posts: 52
Atheista
05.03.2024 17:00:56
Peony Rose

I always had some kind of feeling thowards doctors, just always looking to prescribe pills... U_U

05.03.2024 17:00:56
v3nic3bitch
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 47285
Reputation: 15870
Posts: 97
Reasonopia
05.03.2024 18:29:53
v3nic3bitch

*scooters into a dusty corner* i haven't seen pills this pure since the 70s! *chokes down an oxy with prune juice*

05.03.2024 18:29:53
evil, ornery, scandalous, & evil
Lolita-Lover
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15039
Reputation: 9896
Posts: 190
Atheista
05.03.2024 21:43:04
Lolita-Lover

I CANT HEAR WHAT THE CALLER IS SAYING !!!! D6??! C6??!

05.03.2024 21:43:04
Peony Rose
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42129
Reputation: 8929
Posts: 52
Atheista
08.03.2024 19:27:24
Peony Rose

I think C6 is right, my hearing aint the best either. But my stepson's wife is a great specialist for hearing problems, if you need one...

08.03.2024 19:27:24
Mollymilkers
Level 26
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 12925
Reputation: 8348
Posts: 100
Freethinkerland
02.05.2024 18:37:26
Mollymilkers

No

02.05.2024 18:37:26

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