Prime Ximbo:
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1
8

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Table 7

Posts
131
Created
02.04.2024
Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8775
Reputation: 7817
Posts: 382
Reasonopia
27.04.2024 05:48:51
Abu Hamza

I need Arabic coffee with opium IMMEDIATELY!!!

But we can rejoice, as I am free once more. I have a feeling if anything like this happens again, it will go a lot differently. But I will not speak any more. And my wife for sure will not speak any longer. 

I am thankful to Allah for all the true Muslim souls left in this land. Amin.



27.04.2024 05:48:51
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83861
Reputation: 7071
Posts: 346
Antitheocra
27.04.2024 05:49:58
CarCrashBimbo

Espresso martini…I made it myself for you…BP.



Abu, the manager would like a word with you.
Through the kitchen, up the stairs, first door on your right.


27.04.2024 05:49:58
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 156496
Reputation: 31553
Posts: 756
Atheista
27.04.2024 06:53:06
Bimbo Pimp

Ah yes, this martini is lovely. Thank you love. Welcome back brother Abu.

27.04.2024 06:53:06


Daphnee_Mino
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17742
Reputation: 17533
Posts: 457
Agnostica
28.04.2024 15:40:20
Daphnee_Mino

cheers!!! i love espresso martini..

28.04.2024 15:40:20

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 83861
Reputation: 7071
Posts: 346
Antitheocra
28.04.2024 15:47:42
CarCrashBimbo

I had never heard of them until Bimbo Pimp ordered one and now I can't stop drinking them.

28.04.2024 15:47:42
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MFA - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July.
I identify as The Minister of Fashion of The Fashionable Republic of Bimboland

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Daphnee_Mino
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17742
Reputation: 17533
Posts: 457
Agnostica
28.04.2024 15:54:54
Daphnee_Mino

coffee + alcohol = <3.. that reminds me of that one liquor I used to drink when I was a nomad in Africa... can i get an iced coconut amarula latte please?? make one for yourself too carcrash!! you might like it.. it helps the elephants!!



28.04.2024 15:54:54

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270252
Reputation: 102906
Posts: 2761
Reasonopia
28.04.2024 19:30:49
KatieBoutique

I came into the Coffee Shop this morning and I found this 
pinned to the Bulletin board next to the Computers:


Ummmmm...I mean...wtf?

I think this is absolutely disgusting.
Slayto: "No you don't Katie..."
I showed it to MoF/CoffeeJock CarCrashBimbo and she just said "hmmmmm..."

I think she's going to Quibitch it...Dear Xod! (if He exists that is)

28.04.2024 19:30:49

Daphnee_Mino
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17742
Reputation: 17533
Posts: 457
Agnostica
28.04.2024 19:49:25
Daphnee_Mino



28.04.2024 19:49:25

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270252
Reputation: 102906
Posts: 2761
Reasonopia
30.04.2024 05:30:11
KatieBoutique

Shall I get real?  Let’s get real on the eve before this monumental election!

Those election posters I have been plastering around all over the place are just three of the 600 + images I have made for this site.
There are also over 350 entires in Katie’s Ximboland Diary.
I have bought at least 100 treasury gifts for my friends and as top ups
i held 12 contests as a StateMinister and At least a dozen others as a Citizen.
I gave away 60,000 Diamonds when I was a state Minister of Reasonopia.
I spent $900 just during the last State Wars to catapult Reasonopia into Third place.
No way I was going to get beat by FreeThinkerLand!
There’s a lot more…like that Pincone investigation and trial…

but I wanna tell you something even more incredible than all that combined.

i decided I wasn’t going to join the I Hate The Owner Gang
and I decided I was going to be nice to him.
because he never did anything bad to me…and still hasn’t.
and Do you know what that little gesture of kindness cost me?

Every friend I had on this site.
Isn’t that breathtaking?

I’m running for Prime Bimbo now…and if I win…
Im going to blow your fucking minds.
I don’t hold grudges. I plow forward…full steam ahead.

For Ximboland
Damn the Torpedoes!

Katie Boutique


30.04.2024 05:30:11

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8775
Reputation: 7817
Posts: 382
Reasonopia
30.04.2024 10:15:08
Abu Hamza

I came into the Coffee Shop this morning and I found this
pinned to the Bulletin board next to the Computers:

(i apologize, quote not working again...)

personally, as an expert on windows 95 (wazir has taught me well mashallah), i think you can clearly tell brother winchester peepee has been photoshopped to look bigger.
however, bulge underneath brother hamza's pants looks very genuine and big though... 

30.04.2024 10:15:08
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
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Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

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