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What's your first memory?

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27.12.2023
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Hatsune Miiku
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Atheista
28.12.2023 05:13:10
Hatsune Miiku

ooo i love this discussion!! im also really interested in nostalgia :)

one of my earliest memories was a vacation we had; i vaguely remember our hotel and bouncing on the bed with my brother (which im pretty sure we have photos of this moment, so thats kinda neat!). i was still in diapers, so i think i was 2 or 3. i also remember on this trip we went to the zoo and a monster truck museum thing.

28.12.2023 05:13:10

Lolsie
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Atheista
28.12.2023 07:46:40
Lolsie

I have a lot of pretty early memories that I can't remember the exact order of, so I'll talk about the first house I remember living in. It was an apartment, technically, but to my toddler self it was massive. And for an apartment, it honestly was pretty big since it had two floors. It was narrow, and whenever I pass it now I laugh about how big I thought it was back then, especially the playground that I remember being so massive that I felt scared at the top of the jungle gym. Looking at it now, if I stood next to it I'd be taller than it. I remember having one friend there, with my older brother being friends with her older sister. 

One time, we were at this friends birthday, and she'd had a pinata. A bunch of uninvited teenagers came and tried to push all of us little toddlers out of the way to steal the candy, but my older brother made sure me and the birthday girl both still got plenty. All of the parents were so mad at the teens, and even moreso their parents who shrugged it off. I found out years later from my mom that they didn't even live in the apartment complex at all and had heard that the birthday party was happening and just decided to come harass a bunch of three year olds. 

I also remember that me and my big brother used to sit at the top of the stairs and play connect four all the time. 

28.12.2023 07:46:40
Lolsie
Bubblegumdolly
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Reasonopia
28.12.2023 10:18:22
Bubblegumdolly

That’s a hard question, I can’t remember exactly which was my first full memory but there is a photograph of me and my siblings , I was around 1 years old and am sat in the laundry basket with my brother and my sister was pushing it around - I remember that day and the texture of the toy I was holding if this counts!:)

28.12.2023 10:18:22
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TrueTheFalse
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Atheista
28.12.2023 10:55:54
TrueTheFalse

It's a really blurry memory of mines. I rember Iwas riding a pony and then it all fades away. In my head i see the orange sun light and the brown fur of the pony but there is no sound. It's a thing that really happned and I am happy to be carring this memory with me :)

28.12.2023 10:55:54

Teally
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Atheista
28.12.2023 11:37:03
Teally

Well mine is more like a quick flash, I was sitting in my baby's chair, my grandma was un folding those paper decorations that looks like fruits, I don't know if you see what I mean. It was my second birthday and the image in my memory is kinda dark and blurry, that's kinda weird. I think I remember that there was talking, but I just remember this, no sound, no idea of what has been said, I think it's all linked to the fact that it was a pre-talking toddler memory and, to be honest, I don't know how I am able to remember this ! I just know that I started school by the age of 2, being born in the end of a year and school starting in September in my country, so I might have been able to talk in-between... Anyways, that's still very weird but I love it :D

28.12.2023 11:37:03
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halobear8
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Freethinkerland
28.12.2023 13:26:08
halobear8

I was sitting in the living room in front of the electric fireplace playing with a vintage My Little Pony memory card game that belonged to my eldest sister. I don't remember how old I was but this happened in either winter or autumn since it was cold enough to have the fireplace on but not time for x-mas decorations to be out. 

28.12.2023 13:26:08
 
NoriRouge
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Atheista
29.12.2023 01:41:08
NoriRouge

It's me on my coach not wanting to go to bed and my aunt trying to convince me

29.12.2023 01:41:08

bxdcherri
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Reasonopia
29.12.2023 09:49:56
bxdcherri

This isn’t a specific memory from my childhood but ever since I can remember, even now as an adult, I get a fight or flight feeling in my gut whenever I hear the EastEnders theme “dun dun du-dun” because when that programme finished and that noise happened it meant it was bed time and I can still here my mum behind me going “right! It’s bedtime” and I have no idea why it triggers me so much lmao 

29.12.2023 09:49:56

royal_hoeness
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Antitheocra
29.12.2023 20:10:57
royal_hoeness

My first memory is definitely me saying “dad I’m in preschool!” And my older sister immediately cutting in and saying “actually you’re not because school hasn’t started yet. It’s only August”. Just some sisterly behavior lol 

29.12.2023 20:10:57
kirba985
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Antitheocra
30.12.2023 00:07:51
kirba985

i have a pretty bad memory but i can remember going to universal studios at 6 years old and being on the jaws ride! my brother made me sit where the shark came up and told me i was getting eaten lol

30.12.2023 00:07:51

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