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Ximboland democracy failures and how to address it

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Miss Bimbo
Iowa
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Reasonopia
27.12.2023 20:01:17
Iowa

the only person having a meltdown here is you LMAO. please keep ranting and raving about how the transgenders are personally out to get you while everyone else is trying to discuss the site and the game. keep misgendering me and making up little stories in your head about me like you have been for two years like it's some massive own and not just you demonstrating that you very clearly have a problem with my """"identity"""" you weird little troll freak. you're serving, you're amazing, you're reading me to filth, you're totally not the social equivalent of an annoying fly buzzing around in people's faces when they're trying to have a productive conversation.

27.12.2023 20:01:17
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
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Secville
27.12.2023 20:05:42
ButterfIy

ximboglizzy wrote:
short answer: you didn’t look or notify any of us. Sorry for the inconvenience. There’s always next time, we currently have a lovely SM. Waiting for the last second to post your EP and become a senator when i believe you had at least a full week to do so is on you. Acting out in ways that was inappropriate was on you. 
If you were truly sorry for the inconvenience, you would emigrate from Bimboland and endeavour to reduce your methane emissions. Also, I'm not sure what point you are trying to make here; there is no rule which states any candidate is required to apply for a Senator subscription and post your electoral programme a week+ before the election. The only limitation is that both must be completed over 6 hours before the election takes place, but reading has proven to be something you struggle with since time immemorial so I will let you off the hook and back onto the conveyor belt to be processed and packaged.

But yes, you are right, Honey Beee is doing an amazing job as State Minister currently. She had the perfect example of what not to do as a State Minister right before her term and so far she has proven to be your superior visually, creatively, intellectually, and probably financially too. Take care!

Iowa wrote:
the only person having a meltdown here is you LMAO. please keep ranting and raving about how the transgenders are personally out to get you while everyone else is trying to discuss the site and the game. keep misgendering me and making up little stories in your head about me like you have been for two years like it's some massive own and not just you demonstrating that you very clearly have a problem with my """"identity"""" you weird little troll freak. you're serving, you're amazing, you're reading me to filth, you're totally not the social equivalent of an annoying fly buzzing around in people's faces when they're trying to have a productive conversation.
What do trans-identified individuals have to do with anything currently being discussed? Contrary to popular belief, the rest of the normal world does not constantly sit pensively and ponder the transsexual existence through all waking hours of the day. Also, I wouldn't be so quick to call anyone a freak when that is conveniently what the rest of the world is calling people in the LGB+ community. As a gay man, I expect those who inject themselves into our community to demonstrate more self-awareness and tact, though your reddit stories archiving your kink-ridden sex life and vaginal discharge are a testament to your lack of grace and decorum. Please reconsider the gravity of your tone-deaf, overtly hypersexualised behaviour on both the LGB+ community and the wider female community.

27.12.2023 20:05:42
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
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Reasonopia
27.12.2023 20:23:20
Iowa

What do trans-identified individuals have to do with anything currently being discussed?
that's what i'm wondering!

though your reddit stories archiving your kink-ridden sex life and vaginal discharge are a testament to your lack of grace and decorum.
you describing how you looked at my reddit account and read a post i made about safety on a kink subreddit and a post i made asking questions about a persistent yeast infection really helps you look like the calm and collected one here. is there anything else you would like to share with bimboland about my vagina in this thread about how to improve the website? for someone who says gay men don't like vaginas you seem to be very interested in mine.

27.12.2023 20:23:20
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
AuntieLice
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Secville
27.12.2023 20:28:05
AuntieLice

Iowa wrote:
the only person having a meltdown here is you LMAO. please keep ranting and raving about how the transgenders are personally out to get you while everyone else is trying to discuss the site and the game. keep misgendering me and making up little stories in your head about me like you have been for two years like it's some massive own and not just you demonstrating that you very clearly have a problem with my """"identity"""" you weird little troll freak. you're serving, you're amazing, you're reading me to filth, you're totally not the social equivalent of an annoying fly buzzing around in people's faces when they're trying to have a productive conversation.
Yes, Iona, everything is about your trans identity. It couldn't be cause of what you and your gang have been saying about me for 2 years now on the BL forums, Discord servers and subreddits, no, it's all cause you're trans identified.
Just like you and your gang didn't randomly start shit with me and Butterfly, no, how could it have been you when you are trans? You were minding your own trans business until mean bullies who didn't know who you were started attacking you.

And yes, you are definitely trying to have a productive conversation here. I think it's of utmost importance to this website for all of us to read your rants about me, Butterfly, LillyAnn, Chris, Mariolka, Dye, Kirsty etc. for the billionth time, just like it's important for us to see the same screenshots you've already posted a million times or for you to throw your 200th  temper tantrum over getting banned in 2021.

Please do keep it coming, there's nothing funnier than seeing you act unbothered and acting like I can't stop thinking about you when your obsession with me has been going on for years.





27.12.2023 20:28:05
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
herbivore_princess
Level 26
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Secville
27.12.2023 20:28:58
herbivore_princess

LillyAnn wrote:
[...]
PB position has its limitations but my point was to do my best and max it out with frequent events, contests of various kinds, some kind of contests I introduced we have never had before, bringing back IG contests, promotions that I ran on my own using my own resources for it (you can see some of it on IG), gifting designers with my own resources (Ds were for all, senatorships for some who were frequent with their work but not senators), gifting PBFC theme winners from my pocket again with buying them subscription or giving out my own Ds (while previous PBs had a privilege to not use their own resources but instead the game covered for prizes), rewarding my team (my own resources again), ran 2 actions for donations - one was for the cat shelter, another for one of our players, did my best to be responsive to players both in BL, dc or IG (in short anywhere I had access too), reporting their problems for them, banning literally thousands of bots (about 10K, maybe more), rewarding players who reported them (using my own resources again), the list goes on.
[...]
And still, let's assume it all made sense because PB gets paid after all. But, there was work I used to do for BL a few years before becoming PB for free.
Let's see... literally thousands of items added in the shop by myself alone. Even at the times when there were more shop workers, I was the most frequent. And I am not pulling it from my a$$, I have evidence of my work as well as of previous shop workers' work. Some of them have added literally zero items for a time period that was longer than a year or even more. Did hundreds of recolor requests, added names to items that had no name at all and so were impossible to be found in shops, fixed positions of God only knows how many items, sorted many in proper categories, and so on...
[...]
Are you aware how many hours and time it took? It lasted for a couple of years, not months. Do you think someone was thankful for that for real?
That could be a whole new topic to be discussed. Yes, there was some 'thank you' here and there from some players after their requests were met, but such things get forgotten fast, in a day or few, and then come new requests and same thing all over again. I learned well how long that 'thank you' lasts and how easily it gets forgotten everything that has been done before when some of the requests were not met.
Do you think MB or admins said 'Thank you' for it - not really, except for Mariolka who recognized it and commented that I've done a lot and never asked for anything in return for myself but always asked for others.
[...]
 oh LillyAnn, what a mess, my heart goes out to u x

i know u say u don't need validation in return, but if no one has acknowledged u, then i want to say thank u for all the effort u put into the site to make it more fun

i can certainly see the love that has gone into developing this site into a fun community, and was very excited & happy to find such an intricate dress up game with a female-oriented community. the efforts u put in is seen and appreciated by many, i am sure, even if they are not watching this thread to say so x

keep ur head up u've done a great job

27.12.2023 20:28:58

Iowa
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Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
27.12.2023 20:56:57
Iowa

herbivore princess is completely right and i don't want any of my criticisms to be taken to mean that i think certain volunteers don't care about bimboland or dont want it to improve, because that is also the place i'm coming from, and i think the same can be said for most people who have participated in this thread.

27.12.2023 20:56:57
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
herbivore_princess
Level 26
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Posts: 112
Secville
27.12.2023 21:04:03
herbivore_princess

 completely agree

being angry and upset is completely normal after feeling like you've been attacked. obv not everyone is friends with each other in the adult world, but we can at least stop treating one another with such contempt? it all just seems a little silly

27.12.2023 21:04:03

ximboglizzy
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Secville
27.12.2023 21:15:55
ximboglizzy

ButterfIy wrote:
ximboglizzy wrote:
short answer: you didn’t look or notify any of us. Sorry for the inconvenience. There’s always next time, we currently have a lovely SM. Waiting for the last second to post your EP and become a senator when i believe you had at least a full week to do so is on you. Acting out in ways that was inappropriate was on you. 
If you were truly sorry for the inconvenience, you would emigrate from Bimboland and endeavour to reduce your methane emissions. Also, I'm not sure what point you are trying to make here; there is no rule which states any candidate is required to apply for a Senator subscription and post your electoral programme a week+ before the election. The only limitation is that both must be completed over 6 hours before the election takes place, but reading has proven to be something you struggle with since time immemorial so I will let you off the hook and back onto the conveyor belt to be processed and packaged.

But yes, you are right, Honey Beee is doing an amazing job as State Minister currently. She had the perfect example of what not to do as a State Minister right before her term and so far she has proven to be your superior visually, creatively, intellectually, and probably financially too. Take care!

Iowa wrote:
the only person having a meltdown here is you LMAO. please keep ranting and raving about how the transgenders are personally out to get you while everyone else is trying to discuss the site and the game. keep misgendering me and making up little stories in your head about me like you have been for two years like it's some massive own and not just you demonstrating that you very clearly have a problem with my """"identity"""" you weird little troll freak. you're serving, you're amazing, you're reading me to filth, you're totally not the social equivalent of an annoying fly buzzing around in people's faces when they're trying to have a productive conversation.
What do trans-identified individuals have to do with anything currently being discussed? Contrary to popular belief, the rest of the normal world does not constantly sit pensively and ponder the transsexual existence through all waking hours of the day. Also, I wouldn't be so quick to call anyone a freak when that is conveniently what the rest of the world is calling people in the LGB+ community. As a gay man, I expect those who inject themselves into our community to demonstrate more self-awareness and tact, though your reddit stories archiving your kink-ridden sex life and vaginal discharge are a testament to your lack of grace and decorum. Please reconsider the gravity of your tone-deaf, overtly hypersexualised behaviour on both the LGB+ community and the wider female community.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6DjNPXu/

27.12.2023 21:15:55
click the magic leaf -> 
ButterfIy
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Secville
27.12.2023 21:59:14
ButterfIy

AuntieLice wrote:
Iowa wrote:
the only person having a meltdown here is you LMAO. please keep ranting and raving about how the transgenders are personally out to get you while everyone else is trying to discuss the site and the game. keep misgendering me and making up little stories in your head about me like you have been for two years like it's some massive own and not just you demonstrating that you very clearly have a problem with my """"identity"""" you weird little troll freak. you're serving, you're amazing, you're reading me to filth, you're totally not the social equivalent of an annoying fly buzzing around in people's faces when they're trying to have a productive conversation.
Yes, Iona, everything is about your trans identity. It couldn't be cause of what you and your gang have been saying about me for 2 years now on the BL forums, Discord servers and subreddits, no, it's all cause you're trans identified.
Just like you and your gang didn't randomly start shit with me and Butterfly, no, how could it have been you when you are trans? You were minding your own trans business until mean bullies who didn't know who you were started attacking you.

And yes, you are definitely trying to have a productive conversation here. I think it's of utmost importance to this website for all of us to read your rants about me, Butterfly, LillyAnn, Chris, Mariolka, Dye, Kirsty etc. for the billionth time, just like it's important for us to see the same screenshots you've already posted a million times or for you to throw your 200th  temper tantrum over getting banned in 2021.

Please do keep it coming, there's nothing funnier than seeing you act unbothered and acting like I can't stop thinking about you when your obsession with me has been going on for years.
You can't help but laugh at Iona, she's so unintentionally funny it's almost a talent. One of her only talents, besides whining.


27.12.2023 21:59:14
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
herbivore_princess
Level 26
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Posts: 112
Secville
27.12.2023 22:06:44
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27.12.2023 22:06:44

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