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Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19276378
Reputation: 104391
Posts: 2841
18.04.2024 18:18:07

18.04.2024 18:18:07
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Level 31
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 22543
Reputation: 21971
Posts: 596
18.04.2024 18:33:11

AI as in?.. I dont get it?.. the real X was ximboland all along or...

18.04.2024 18:33:11

Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19276378
Reputation: 104391
Posts: 2841
19.04.2024 00:53:30

The big X is the union of two opposing factions here…unrelated to the X in Ximboland.

AI is what is inevitable.  It is not well liked apparently…but it’s coming anyway.

So…the Two Xs…combined into one glorious self immolation fvckfest.

Twitter X
Gen X

19.04.2024 00:53:30
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 144754
Reputation: 7267
Posts: 239
19.04.2024 01:36:07

Daphne-Mino…taur wondered…

Do you see what I see!  I did not put that there….

19.04.2024 01:36:07
Slayyyocrates for Prime Himbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού!
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5192098
Reputation: 72869
Posts: 1973
19.04.2024 12:40:25

SweetasNuts wrote:
Thanks for your application.
You have a lot of the qualities I am looking for but why not smile?
You looks sad? Bimbos should be smiley and happy. 

Re: Cherri. I sent her a request for an invoice nearly a week ago now. I am happy to pay the minute she sends an invoice through. The delay is on her side not ours. 
By the way I am proud to let you know that since 2014 we have sent circa $70 000 to various Prime Bimbos and we have always paid on time ie 10 days after end of term and upon receipt of invoice. Just ask he previous PBs if you need to know more. 
Spread the word

literally anyone else is better than you - at least itll curb your annoyance even if you’ve taken away the PB power. your ego knows no bounds.
and stop with the (unironic) cringe AI images bs. its getting creepier and creepier that at your old age you’re roleplaying this shit, like tf man. at least pay your old “employee” (cherri) before you even try to recruit new ones 
Can confirm that the issue is with PayPal, not me or Chris. I've contacted customer support regarding this twice now and they keep escalating the issue. I'm confident I will get paid, I don't think Chris isn't going to pay me, it's just being delayed by an issue on PayPal's end.

I only spammed the forums about it because I didn't get any email or anything regarding payment after I left and didn't get a response to my email about it. But all is fine now, we are just waiting for PayPal to fix whatever bug is occurring that's stopping me from sending invoices :)

19.04.2024 12:40:25

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22910
Reputation: 5578
Posts: 241
19.04.2024 12:55:00
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

We know that teh problem is on your end and you spammed forums only to undermine Mr. SweetasNuts and harm his business reputation.
You should apologize to Mister SweetasNuts  and all loyal bimbos and himbos for causing this confusion 

You should make a vow that you will apologize and compensate my twin, brother Hamza and Butterfly for liberty deprivation, Katie who was a victim of electoral fraud in your state and Mister SweetasNuts who was a victim of your deceit and teh treason!
You should compensate Nuts brothers, brother Hamza, Butterfly, AuntiLice, Katie and SweetasNuts for doing your and your government job and holding you to account during your dull but rigid regime

My twin, middle east brother Hamza, brother in David Butterfly, sister Katie and SweetasNuts should get 20% each and split your salary and you should pay sister Auntie and me additionally

19.04.2024 12:55:00
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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