It's the arbitrarily timed bimbo battle royale! While some people complain that an event as prestigious as this one should happen on some kind of schedule, rather than being organized by bimbos who can't be bothered keeping track of time... it's always a surprise! Yay! Bimbo battle royale season means opening ceremonies, dress arguments, and a chance to see the very best bimbos in action! But what's this?
Apparently something you did impressed the committee! Finally, recognition for whatever bimbo thing you're good at that gets you attention! Now the hard part is over, and you just have to face the scariest, fiercest bimbos in the land. Yay!
Rules
Just count up! YOU start at 1 and count yourself, ignoring where everyone else is. No posting twice in a row. The first bimbo to 50 is the last one standing. No matter what, the game is over and I pass out gold, silver, bronze, and participation badges (plus unique joke ones if we feel like it).
Scoring
0 points: You slept in and missed it, got lost on the way to the stadium, or got distracted by something shiny in the parking lot. Sorry.
1-9 points: You were eliminated during the red carpet ceremony. At least the coverage of your entrance was positive.
10-19 points: You survived until the actual event! Unfortunately, you still were eliminated early, and not even in a cool way. Like, you had a wardrobe malfunction, but it wasn't even a scandalous one, and you just ended up tripping over your own hat and getting stuck behind some furniture, and nobody noticed until it was time to clean up. Sorry.
20-29 points: You got eliminated early, but in a cool way, like someone bonked you so hard that you did a back flip and it made the youtube highlight compilation. No such thing as bad publicity!
30-39 points: While you didn't actually survive to the end, you eliminated at least one bimbo, and get recognized on the street by fans sometimes! You eventually get tired of being asked about the same fraction of a second of video, but it's fun for a while.
40-49 points: Despite eventually being eliminated, you can probably get a bunch of press coverage by feuding with whoever won and promising to get them next time. Suffer briefly, get lucrative endorsement deals forever. Also, you still eliminated piles of bimbos, so bragging rights.
50: Yay! You were the last bimbo standing!
(It's just a counting game with a finish line, badges, and a dumb gimmick. That's it!)
Apparently something you did impressed the committee! Finally, recognition for whatever bimbo thing you're good at that gets you attention! Now the hard part is over, and you just have to face the scariest, fiercest bimbos in the land. Yay!
Rules
Just count up! YOU start at 1 and count yourself, ignoring where everyone else is. No posting twice in a row. The first bimbo to 50 is the last one standing. No matter what, the game is over and I pass out gold, silver, bronze, and participation badges (plus unique joke ones if we feel like it).
Scoring
0 points: You slept in and missed it, got lost on the way to the stadium, or got distracted by something shiny in the parking lot. Sorry.
1-9 points: You were eliminated during the red carpet ceremony. At least the coverage of your entrance was positive.
10-19 points: You survived until the actual event! Unfortunately, you still were eliminated early, and not even in a cool way. Like, you had a wardrobe malfunction, but it wasn't even a scandalous one, and you just ended up tripping over your own hat and getting stuck behind some furniture, and nobody noticed until it was time to clean up. Sorry.
20-29 points: You got eliminated early, but in a cool way, like someone bonked you so hard that you did a back flip and it made the youtube highlight compilation. No such thing as bad publicity!
30-39 points: While you didn't actually survive to the end, you eliminated at least one bimbo, and get recognized on the street by fans sometimes! You eventually get tired of being asked about the same fraction of a second of video, but it's fun for a while.
40-49 points: Despite eventually being eliminated, you can probably get a bunch of press coverage by feuding with whoever won and promising to get them next time. Suffer briefly, get lucrative endorsement deals forever. Also, you still eliminated piles of bimbos, so bragging rights.
50: Yay! You were the last bimbo standing!
(It's just a counting game with a finish line, badges, and a dumb gimmick. That's it!)
