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Breaking News from The Flatlands...
The clock keeps tic ticking
the cradle bough dipping
Tic ticking bough dipping lada de de dah
and news from the flatlands
is streaming and beaming
its lazery dazery doo basic training
that you better do
or at least show up to
cause the shit has been flung
at the blades of the fan
and the tic tic tic Tock clock is a
bimboie shock to the
shockyest schlock jock sans cock…a doodle doo!
GET ON THE BUS
the cradle bough dipping
Tic ticking bough dipping lada de de dah
and news from the flatlands
is streaming and beaming
its lazery dazery doo basic training
that you better do
or at least show up to
cause the shit has been flung
at the blades of the fan
and the tic tic tic Tock clock is a
bimboie shock to the
shockyest schlock jock sans cock…a doodle doo!
GET ON THE BUS
It’s a beautiful day outside…. birds are singing
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...the Flatlands News Rooster is crowing...
KEK a Doodle Doo!
KEK a Doodle Doo!
News from The Evil Empires of Instagramland and Facebookland is spreading like wildfire:
”Slayyyocrates is the new Minister of Foreign Affairs and Marketing for the Internet Nation of Ximboland.”
”He will get them admitted into the UN for sure now. We’re screwed.”
”My god his personal pages on Insta and FB are blowing up! He’s breaking the Internet already!”
”That man is a Super Chad. We may not have a choice now.”
“Hire him away from Miss Bimbo! Offer him double what she’s paying him!”
…the headlines keep rolling in…WOW.
PB SweetasNuts…things could get good for Ximboland.
”Slayyyocrates is the new Minister of Foreign Affairs and Marketing for the Internet Nation of Ximboland.”
”He will get them admitted into the UN for sure now. We’re screwed.”
”My god his personal pages on Insta and FB are blowing up! He’s breaking the Internet already!”
”That man is a Super Chad. We may not have a choice now.”
“Hire him away from Miss Bimbo! Offer him double what she’s paying him!”
…the headlines keep rolling in…WOW.
PB SweetasNuts…things could get good for Ximboland.
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
Congrats Slayyo! In other news from the Flatlands, the Amish are voting for Trump! The Flatlands will be saved!
The popular feminist website Betches has urged people to skip Thanksgiving dinner with relatives who support President-elect Donald Trump.
Betches boasts of having a reach of 250 million people across their social media platforms.
On the website, Betches is described as creating “content that empowers women to say WTF is actually on their minds. We’ve cultivated a loyal audience who comes to us for witty commentary, sage advice, and brutal honesty. We’re the drunk BFF you meet in a dive bar bathroom who will fix your hair, hype you up, and make sure you never text your shitty ex.”
On Thanksgiving Eve, the website published an op-ed titled “You Don’t Need To Make Nice With Your Trump-Supporting Family Members.”
“It has been a long, bruising, and terrible election season, and with Thanksgiving and the winter holidays right behind it, there is a temptation to set it all aside and find ways to reach commonalities with our families and loved ones. There will be guides to avoid conflict, minimize difficult discussions, and embrace each other across political divides and cranberry sauce,” the article begins. “This is not one of them.”
The feminist author continued, “It is frankly absurd to pretend that we can set that aside after a campaign that so clearly marked some of us for oppression and left the rest gloating over the pain they will inflict. Trump supporters have voted for owning the libs, stewing in our misery, and treating us as inferiors — the very same ingredients for conflict that they say they want us to overlook. They have asked for our suffering; we do not owe them our forgiveness.”
The author claimed that families are not about genetics, or who loved and raised you, but who you decide to claim as “family.”
The article concluded:
This Thanksgiving, we all deserve a positive peace. We deserve to break bread with families made from love and acceptance, not the silenced discord of fundamental disagreement. It does not matter who we are born to, who we grew up with, who shares our genetics. Families are not about who claims us, but who we claim in return. This holiday, don’t ditch the politics for a meal; have a meal that reflects your politics. We will have justice at our tables, or we will eat off of our laps with people that cherish us as the equals we are.
Don’t accept anything less.
Meanwhile, President-elect Trump wished a Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, including “the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail.”
Trump posted the statement to Truth Social on Thanksgiving Eve.
Trump wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide victory to those who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
The president-elect added, “Don’t worry, our Country will soon be respected, productive, fair, and strong, and you will be, more than ever before, proud to be an American!”
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
LMAO omg, that’s totally bonkers, right? These folks are out here trying to wreck other people's families. As if people aren’t feeling lonely enough without adding family drama to the mix. They’re just stirring up problems where there aren’t any. So, did your family not do exactly what you wanted? Just cut them off! Don’t hang out with them! Disown them! Trust me, that’s the secret to your ultimate happiness, and everybody will care about you way more. Because obviously, the fewer people in your life, the more loved you feel, right?
I really hope everyone gets to spend time with their loved ones, no matter where you’re from. Wishing you all a ton of people to love you! Say no to the crazies trying to pull you away and brainwash you into some cult, don't forget the first thing a cult does is cut you off from your family! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone around the globe—there’s so much to be grateful for, whether it's our material stuff, our freedoms, or just being healthy!
I really hope everyone gets to spend time with their loved ones, no matter where you’re from. Wishing you all a ton of people to love you! Say no to the crazies trying to pull you away and brainwash you into some cult, don't forget the first thing a cult does is cut you off from your family! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone around the globe—there’s so much to be grateful for, whether it's our material stuff, our freedoms, or just being healthy!
This may be happening in the Flatlands...but it's not happening here!
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
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Ximboland stats
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Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 263
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
Senator - lvl 55
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 259
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
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Sexiest this week:
liveangel
- 7131909 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Spiffyfunpants
- 6107520 points
Senator - lvl 301
Eunyce
- 4175491 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
scacey
- 2948884 points
Citizen - lvl 280
anio0sia
- 2861545 points
Citizen - lvl 178
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Most reputable this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 2207 points
Senator - lvl 301
AikiraSora
- 2078 points
Senator - lvl 50
califlower
- 1679 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
Kyele
- 1340 points
Citizen - lvl 194
Slick_D
- 1255 points
Citizen - lvl 114
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Best fighters this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 140 points
Senator - lvl 301
SilentlyScreaming
- 133 points
Citizen - lvl 58
AikiraSora
- 123 points
Senator - lvl 50
Eunyce
- 119 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
califlower
- 79 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
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Best debaters this week:
AltAcc
- 108 points
Legal Alien - lvl 29
Kyele
- 102 points
Citizen - lvl 194
califlower
- 84 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
Eunyce
- 54 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
alroker666
- 53 points
Senator - lvl 33
