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25.08.2020 21:22:51
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Here's a shot of the bug from work the other day- so fuzzy! He hung out on the sign for 20 minutes while I was closing up shop- when I finally went to shoo him away he shot off like a bullet.

25.08.2020 21:22:51

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27.08.2020 06:08:50
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i don't know anything abt insects! how do these look bug aficionados?

27.08.2020 06:08:50

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27.08.2020 15:23:24
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EXCELLENT IM SO EXCITED

27.08.2020 15:23:24
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27.08.2020 20:41:50
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that fuken rules hen omg 

27.08.2020 20:41:50
your reluctant optimist 
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29.08.2020 00:30:37
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what a beautiful thread........

29.08.2020 00:30:37
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30.08.2020 03:59:05
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I just remembered I loved watching these bad boys as a kid. It's a Nezara viridula for the curious and the species nicknames in Portuguese are all dragging them for being stinky ("maria fedida", "fede-fede", "peida peida"; in a literal translation: stinky mary, stinky-stinky, farty-farter)
As you can guess, they emit an awful smell when they feel threatened. You, too, can be just like them and piss on ur enemies for added effect,,

30.08.2020 03:59:05
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30.08.2020 13:45:10
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Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:


I just remembered I loved watching these bad boys as a kid. It's a Nezara viridula for the curious and the species nicknames in Portuguese are all dragging them for being stinky ("maria fedida", "fede-fede", "peida peida"; in a literal translation: stinky mary, stinky-stinky, farty-farter)
As you can guess, they emit an awful smell when they feel threatened. You, too, can be just like them and piss on ur enemies for added effect,,
shield bugs! those guys love me i always end up with them on me when im gardening. i did not know they stink when they're angry at you, i guess we've always been homies.

30.08.2020 13:45:10
 
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31.08.2020 19:37:27
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The garden spider chilling in my blinds fucked off somewhere... Hopefully it went outside and not somewhere in my room LOL I loved that funky fella but I'd rather not have a big fat garden spider near my bed

31.08.2020 19:37:27

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31.08.2020 19:52:29
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Thats so epuc i hope hes out there sonewehere....I locve having spiders in my room i'm the  spiders georg they warned you abaout. The other week i was chilling on my bed and i felt some thing bump into my face and i thought it was a fly so i was like WTF thats not very socially distancing of you   But it was actually a ZEBRA JUMPING SPIDER it was so cuteit made my entire day and i am eternally grateful.  I didnt get a pic but I can pull a random pic from the internet and pretend its mine

i have another one (not zebra sider just a regular degular black spider) that chills around my desk/bookshelf and its very fast so i donts see it often but when i do i always feel blessed. The solidarity of being roommates


31.08.2020 19:52:29
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31.08.2020 19:57:23
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God I fucking love jumping spiders I wish to keep one as a pet one day

31.08.2020 19:57:23

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