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Celebrity Roleplay

Posts
124
Created
06.03.2022
Author
Brittany465
Bob Dylan
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8235
Reputation: 7895
Posts: 22
Antitheocra
09.05.2022 09:42:55
Bob Dylan

*bob dylan climbs into the pool fully clothed, including harmonica holder, guitar, holding two previously lit cigarettes*

09.05.2022 09:42:55
- bob
pilkgoddess
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1753
Reputation: 1437
Posts: 10
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 16:08:26
pilkgoddess

(hii i'm gonna be elizabeth holmes from theranos :) shes so slay girlboss)
*struts in in a steve jobs cosplay bathing suit* *really deep voice* "i need every bad bitch up in equinox. i need to know right now if you're a freak or not."

09.05.2022 16:08:26

Bob Dylan
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8235
Reputation: 7895
Posts: 22
Antitheocra
10.05.2022 15:18:55
Bob Dylan

*Bob Dylan has been floating face down in the pool since my last post. His condition is unknown. His cigarettes are still lit somehow.*

10.05.2022 15:18:55
- bob
Corgi
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8874
Reputation: 7045
Posts: 84
Atheista
11.05.2022 07:01:19
Corgi

NOOO SOMEONE SAVE BOB DYLAN ??!

11.05.2022 07:01:19
  
Bob Dylan
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8235
Reputation: 7895
Posts: 22
Antitheocra
14.05.2022 10:55:28
Bob Dylan

*Bob Dylan dies* 
GOOD ENDING

14.05.2022 10:55:28
- bob
themboshawty32
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5349
Reputation: 3746
Posts: 17
Atheista
16.05.2022 16:45:44
themboshawty32

*nicki minaj floats Paul Dylans body to the side of the pool using her butt implants* Stay with us! *starts performing cpr * Ouch the cigarette smokes getting in my eye why is it still lit? 

16.05.2022 16:45:44
Mwah!


Iheartme
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34109
Reputation: 26603
Posts: 15
Secville
23.05.2022 20:33:14
Iheartme

Um... Did i come at the wrong time? Is that bob dylan?

23.05.2022 20:33:14
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girlybop
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2730
Reputation: 2254
Posts: 104
Reasonopia
31.05.2022 23:51:11
girlybop

i'm george lopez

31.05.2022 23:51:11
xoxo, girlybop
hope_less_sinner
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21948
Reputation: 14825
Posts: 105
Freethinkerland
01.06.2022 14:05:31
hope_less_sinner

Omg I JUST WON AN OSCAR GUYS

01.06.2022 14:05:31
xoxo!!!
~Hope
Susan Slutzky
Level 237
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11225777
Reputation: 285274
Posts: 3793
Freethinkerland
04.06.2022 18:28:22
Susan Slutzky

I retrieve Bob’s guitar from the pool and sell it on eBay for millions. Then lose it all by investing in bitcoin.

04.06.2022 18:28:22

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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