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149
Created
06.11.2024
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ButterfIy
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42577
Posts: 1895
Atheista
16.11.2024 16:19:31
Bimbo Pimp

Ahem, isn't it funny how annoyed some folks get, poking fun at the right for celebrating things our way? They’d totally be doing the same if it was the Kamatoe that won. I feel like I can talk about gender and race, especially after all the nonsense I’ve been hit with lately. Sorry, Cunning, but why is it that I'm always told what I can talk about? What words I need to use or shouldn't?  I never tell anyone what they can or can't say or what words to use.


Have you seen what Texas brought to the political stage lately?

16.11.2024 16:19:31
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24458
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
16.11.2024 19:14:54
KittyOnyx

she isnt even cameltoe, shes straight mooseknuckle

16.11.2024 19:14:54

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42577
Posts: 1895
Atheista
16.11.2024 22:31:33
Bimbo Pimp

Buahahaha Good one, Kitty! On a different note, did you catch that AOC has removed her pronouns on X? It seems like she's no longer catering to the pronoun crowd, or perhaps she's just finished playing ya fools. Lol!

Have I mentioned how sexy Vance is? 
Cnn Vance GIF by GIPHY News

16.11.2024 22:31:33
    - Bimbo Pimp
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XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6066
Posts: 368
Secville
16.11.2024 22:36:15
XOD of Bimboland

The dominoes are tumbling for the left like diamonds rolling off za za Gabor’s ass into a glass of Champaign.

16.11.2024 22:36:15

Cunning Linguist
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 368574
Reputation: 62952
Posts: 210
Atheista
16.11.2024 22:43:04
Cunning Linguist

I never told you what to talk about or what words to use....i dont give 2 shits if you talk abt gender or race or not....i just thot it was funny that you didnt know what the word 'ironic' means when you were being a shining example. 

but damn girl, turn that victim complex down a notch!

(on the other note. yeah aoc is a fraud w no principles, who toes her party line no matter how wrong they are. & i dislike kamala too. so at least we agree on something?)

16.11.2024 22:43:04

XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6066
Posts: 368
Secville
16.11.2024 22:59:55
XOD of Bimboland

Bimbo Pimp has been here longer than all of us put together.
Shes witnessed this before.
She ain’t takin no shit no mo.
I don’t blame her one bit.
just wait and see…

16.11.2024 22:59:55

sluttygirl123
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65743
Reputation: 32552
Posts: 1013
Freethinkerland
16.11.2024 23:11:23
sluttygirl123

this is so sad

16.11.2024 23:11:23


XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6066
Posts: 368
Secville
16.11.2024 23:13:01
XOD of Bimboland

Not really.  It’s just Bimboland baby. (Dean)

but damn girl, turn that victim complex down a notch!
wow

16.11.2024 23:13:01

sluttygirl123
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65743
Reputation: 32552
Posts: 1013
Freethinkerland
16.11.2024 23:18:32
sluttygirl123

I really thought Bimboland was for all of us, to equal rights and supporting lgbtqia+


16.11.2024 23:18:32


KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116424
Reputation: 24458
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
16.11.2024 23:53:56
KittyOnyx

One of the main comments i got during the election is, my husband looks EXACTLY like Vance when Vance was in his early twenties! Vance is so sexy! 
I also noticed that Disneys CEO is about to be replaces, The View is about to be replaced (apparently Whoopi lied about a bakery refusing her service because she is a Democrat: in reality, their boilers broke, and no customers were served that day). The Left is eating itself and its beautiful to watch lol

16.11.2024 23:53:56

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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