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dean minister justice broke arena rule!

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Xemocracy Arena
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Created
05.08.2024
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
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Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.08.2024 23:50:01
SweetasNuts parody

imposter dean broke Miss Bimbo decree rule a) Freedom of speech is protected - threads will not be closed or moderated
he close this topic that in arena an continu rign of pathetic house be dumb dumb an break rule in arena that are protect from govement. https://ximbo.land/forum/re-opening-the-case-against-slayyyocrates-and-the-nuts-brothers/t15062

it clear govement should no have moderites of teh arena an they keep repeat over an ove. Miss Bimbo decree keep be walk over by them an nothin happens. this proof no one should moderite or have they seperate moderite.
sweetasnuts as prime ximbo should take action againt teh rule break by his govement as show exapule out of impster dean for us see arena decree is above everyon include his govement bbut by past action he nevr has. it should be treason for go againt decree.

05.08.2024 23:50:01
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
06.08.2024 00:15:32
Slayyyocrates

SAN P…I am sounding a RED ALERT.
Ximboland is in serious trouble.

We have ZERO representation in this new government.
We have no one who will serve us justice.
Look at the Fashion Cop lineup.
A record number of cops…ALL RADICALS.

Im in touch with Katherine and she is completely speechless as to how this sudden coup has taken place.

As of this moment…there is no Plan X…and that could be catastrophic.

06.08.2024 00:15:32
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
06.08.2024 00:57:20
Dean Winchester

Oh shit that was in the Xemocracy arena whoops I’ll reopen it my bad guys.

edit: should be open now. Sorry y’all!

06.08.2024 00:57:20
Hot Topica
Level 50
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Posts: 2357
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:04:10
Hot Topica

Thank you Dean for the swift response :D

06.08.2024 01:04:10
  FREE PALESTINE  
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:07:47
Dean Winchester

Ya np! I’m always open to critiques from y’all to figure out how to better serve y’all. An when I do make a mistake I do want to know so I can fix it or explain it or whatever. Sorry to cause mass panic lol. 

06.08.2024 01:07:47
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:13:30
SweetasNuts parody

mass panic no. incomptant yes. what a repurcussion you have for break rule in arena?

06.08.2024 01:13:30
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:14:38
Dean Winchester

Currently I’m sitting in a corner in time out thinking abt the consequences of my actions 

(Sam said I have to spend ten minutes there)

06.08.2024 01:14:38
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:16:29
SweetasNuts parody

new govement still fit name pathetic house

06.08.2024 01:16:29
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:20:16
Dean Winchester

My dealer: yeah this strain called 9/11

me: I don’t feel shit

sweetasnuts parody: we need to blow up the pinkagon 

06.08.2024 01:20:16
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
06.08.2024 01:25:31
SweetasNuts parody

hand you self over for trial for break rule
you plan to blow up ximboland govement buildings from in side. you do look like sbomber

06.08.2024 01:25:31
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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