Dianabich please get a life

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Dianabich
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20.07.2026 11:48:05
Dianabich

I don't care if you throw me to jail again or even ban me because you two are just one big joke to laugh at

20.07.2026 11:48:05
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20.07.2026 13:45:45
ButterfIy

If only you were more obsessed with slitting vertically instead of thinking about me 24/7 the world would be a better place!

I can’t help but DIE laughing at how pressed I have you, you’re so easy to crunch.

20.07.2026 13:45:45
"Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
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Agnostica
20.07.2026 16:08:39
SilentlyScreaming

Posting my name after a block will result in more jail time. Get over me :)

20.07.2026 16:08:39
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20.07.2026 16:54:07
ButterfIy

She wants to fuck us so bad you’d think we were her parents, since she’s obviously the product of incest.

20.07.2026 16:54:07
"Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
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Agnostica
20.07.2026 17:26:50
SilentlyScreaming

Jealousy is a real issue here <_<

Says "get a life" but went out of the way to target us XD !!! Pathetic.

20.07.2026 17:26:50
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20.07.2026 18:01:08
ButterfIy

The way I know she wrote the topic while standing in line at the job centre filling out job applications for fast food chains.

20.07.2026 18:01:08
"Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
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Atheista
20.07.2026 22:13:53
Zig Zag Zaddy

2 bullies being bullies, nothing new. The way I know you wrote this while mouth breathing and thought it was so clever, but the classism jumped out before the punchline did. Meanwhile, you’re writing employment lore for strangers on the internet, so who’s really unemployed? 

20.07.2026 22:13:53
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Atheista
21.07.2026 00:47:38
Kittygirl213

ButterfIy wrote: (original post HERE)
If only you were more obsessed with slitting vertically instead of thinking about me 24/7 the world would be a better place! I can’t help but DIE laughing at how pressed I have you, you’re so easy to crunch. 
its actually incredibly disgusting how the higher ups in this game can tell someone to cut themselves and then ban them just bc they got pressed over one little comment. i don't even care what diana said to make y'all jail her. but telling someone to cut themselves is fucking crazy work considering the position ur in. y'all constantly abuse your power and then wonder why ppl fucking hate y'all!!! grow up we aren't fucking kids anymore u need to learn to not get so bent out of shape abt these things.

21.07.2026 00:47:38
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Freethinkerland
21.07.2026 00:53:25
Slayyyocrates

I have released Diana from jail with my apologies.  This thread and its title are not a jailable offense.  Something else may have happened…and that can be discussed here.

Slayyyocrates

21.07.2026 00:53:25
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
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Freethinkerland
21.07.2026 03:13:12
KatChats

This behavior from State Ministers is disgusting. Telling people to kill themselves and the other going along with it are indicative of truly rotten souls.
Diana did the crime of thinking the other one’s outfits are ugly. Which they are. This is a free speech forum, I’m allowed to say the other one sucks. It’s a crime to do what these people are doing, and you’re lucky the people in charge are too stupid to do anything about it before they catch a lawsuit

21.07.2026 03:13:12

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