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꩜ Dopamine Dressing | FTL Fashion Contest ꩜

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Created
07.06.2024
Author
halobear8
SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1112062
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
10.06.2024 23:23:52
SinksTears

I can't tell if you're hitting on me and want to buy me a Blood Pressure Checker off of Amazon or your hating on the Pink House under a fashion contest post?? What does BMI have anything to do with this???? 

10.06.2024 23:23:52
 
 
 

SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1112062
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
11.06.2024 04:56:05
SinksTears


11.06.2024 04:56:05
 
 
 

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
11.06.2024 06:33:56
Bimbo Pimp

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
GO OFF REI!!<3<3<3

Halo, you disregarded Relevantine's death wish for Katie and instead told her to go off. I'm adept at crafting words when I choose to, and I'd be willing to share a poem with you, if you're interested, in the same vein as Relevantine's wish for Katie's demise. Let me know bruh, I'd love to go off!  



11.06.2024 06:33:56
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1112062
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
11.06.2024 06:38:05
SinksTears


11.06.2024 06:38:05
 
 
 

SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1112062
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
11.06.2024 17:47:43
SinksTears

1. Still have no idea why y'all brought up BMI. That's about healthy weight for my height no? Nothing about my yelling/uppercase typing (which is common for me) wouldn't blood pressure make more sense??
2. If I go on a BMI Calculator website and give you my results will this stop?
a) If this doesn't stop after telling you my results, you're just shitting on the Prime Ximbo in a fashion contest. IT'S LIKE TALKING POLITICS AT A BEAUTY PAGEANT, THAT IS NOT WHAT ANYBODY IS THERE FOR?!?!

11.06.2024 17:47:43
 
 
 

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
11.06.2024 18:49:35
Bimbo Pimp

I think Sweetnuts P  is highlighting the double standards displayed by the PH representatives. They seem to tolerate and even condone derogatory behavior from individuals they favor, while swiftly condemning and attempting to silence those who speak out or receive criticism from people they don't like. 

11.06.2024 18:49:35
    - Bimbo Pimp
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cannabisbimbo
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1366101
Reputation: 83578
Posts: 239
Freethinkerland
11.06.2024 19:38:11
cannabisbimbo

On this week's episode of Real Housewives of Freethinkerland, CB gets confused and heads to Trader Joe's in search of a bottle of dopamine dressing.
cannabisbimbo

11.06.2024 19:38:11
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201661
Reputation: 42769
Posts: 1919
Atheista
11.06.2024 21:15:12
Bimbo Pimp

The Pork House is mighty silent today after promoting self-harm. 
Frying Bacon Chili Pepper Madness GIF - Frying bacon Chili pepper madness  Cooking bacon - Discover  Share GIFs

11.06.2024 21:15:12
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68198
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Posts: 1795
Agnostica
11.06.2024 21:24:10
Daphnee_Mino

dont have time to read this rn but the tea looks so hot it will burn the roof of your mouth… gonna be a struggle in the hot summer days… #ipadlife will be onto it later

11.06.2024 21:24:10
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
SweetasNuts commander
Level 5
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 110
Reputation: 152
Posts: 7
Atheista
12.06.2024 11:34:04
SweetasNuts commander

this contest is lame you state dont like you or want to be in you contests
it may be time for sweetasnuts army to rise up against corruption. we will find out if they will be needed. sweetasnuts cammander is ready to start to mass army in revolution against prime ximbo halu.

12.06.2024 11:34:04

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