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Agnostica
07.06.2022 21:23:13
Piroska_Sugar20

I’ll go first:

1st Ex: I was with him for two years and nine months. To be honest, I don’t know why I liked him. He was never really interested in me, but I still liked him. At the two years and three-month point, he stopped talking to me. He ghosted me until the end of the relationship, but that wasn't it. He made fun of me with his friends, flirted with my best friend, and called my dog ugly! WTF! My friend told me all of this because I was doing online school. Near the end, I met a different boy in my theater class, and we hit it off six months later. I wanted to break up with Ex 1, but I had to wait a few days because I couldn’t find a way to talk to him. At some point, I got annoyed and asked my friend over a voice call to just tell him that I wanted to break up with him. After my friend told him, the only thing he said was, “Oof”…..”OOF”! What a guy. Lol


2nd Ex: I met him in theater six months before we started dating. I was with him for two years and seven months. Everything was awesome. He was sweet, loving, and caring. But he was terrible at answering the phone. We used to go three to four months without talking. It made me upset, but I loved him so much, so it didn’t stop us from being together. After his last visit, he also stopped talking to me as well. I tried talking to him through everything, but I got no response. I found out that he unfriended me from everything. In May of this year, after seven months of no communication, I sent him a breakup text. 


What the hell is my fricking luck! Lol



07.06.2022 21:23:13

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Reasonopia
08.06.2022 00:49:23
Vagena

me and my ex were engaged but then he went to prison :/

08.06.2022 00:49:23
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Atheista
08.06.2022 12:14:42
scacey

my ex complained about the price of the 1 single rose he ever gave me (which i had to beg for) and broke up with me the next year 2 weeks before valentines day. he didn't love me

08.06.2022 12:14:42

・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. 僕だけを残し空になった水槽金色の朝の中 ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.




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Secville
08.06.2022 21:16:14
Xamantha

my ex would cheat on me and then cry about it so i ended up comforting him :/ not my proudest moment but I've grown from it 

08.06.2022 21:16:14
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



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Atheista
08.06.2022 21:57:46
oreko

my ex was one of those people that blows up your phone non stop and it got really tiring, as i’m not one of those people that enjoys being hit up constantly in a relationship. or i’d be busy doing something and he’d get upset and say i “didn’t want to talk to him” or “didn’t like him” even though i told him i was busy w family or school in advance and wasn’t checking my phone. got tired of the guilt tripping n needy behaviour and dumped him lol. 

08.06.2022 21:57:46

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Antitheocra
08.06.2022 22:14:50
Rihannon Emeraldeyes

My most recent ex did not find me physically attractive for some reason. Like, he was emotionally there for me, but he would complain whenever he got the slightest bit sweaty while cuddling and gave the most bland reactions to any nudes or advances I tried to make. I eventually dumped him after a year of putting up with the rejection (I know, very dumb) because I was tired of not feeling wanted/attractive lol

08.06.2022 22:14:50
They call me the Burlington Throat Factory ;)
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Reasonopia
09.06.2022 00:40:41
peachlips

my ex wouldn't let me see my friends and family which was super cool and not terrifying

09.06.2022 00:40:41
bug <3
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Atheista
09.06.2022 16:01:49
Lord Beau

My very first love and person who I worshipped the most once got mad at me that I was upset that they didn't remember our one year anniversary, claiming that remembering something like that was just the same as remembering the day they bought a coffee. Yeah we didn't last long after that.

EDIT: They also thought that I was too close with my cousin and thought I was LITERALLY going to cheat on them with him because we talked daily. Talk about insecure and fucking weird.

09.06.2022 16:01:49

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Antitheocra
09.06.2022 16:56:55
Aveda

I have a good one, I broke up with my boyfriend at the time (this is 4 years ago now) and started talking to this other guy, I was literally over at his house every day after school, i would stay the night every weekend, I even did his family game nights. Prior to us becoming whatever we were he said he was talking to this girl for months and months but he didn't like her anymore and the entire thing was so weird because apparently she didn't even let him hold her hand and she was just very awkward and prude. And one night I noticed her text on his phone with a red heart on her contact so I'm like ..... red flag no no no. I messaged one of her friends who was also my friend and just laid everything out on the table and was like tell me if there's anything going on. Bitches.... he would have her over EVERY DAY they would literally have sex in his bed and then he'd have me over 30 minutes later. When I tell you I was LIIVIID. Obviously I ripped him a new one and he literally begged. I mean BEGGED for me to stay because "Your the only one I want she doesn't mean anything it was just sex" blah blah, mind you him and I never had sex or anything. But my petty ass was like oh okay baby and played into it as if I would stay with him. Then I invited my ex over who he was always so worried about and sent him a video of us making out in my bed LMFAO. I love telling this story

09.06.2022 16:56:55
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Reasonopia
09.06.2022 17:18:35
veronikaaa_666

he blamed me for the fact that he kept skipping school & he burped into my mouth while kissing

09.06.2022 17:18:35

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