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Created
30.12.2020
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Aveda
Aveda
Level 101
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 811169
Reputation: 45355
Posts: 900
Antitheocra
29.05.2022 02:57:18
Aveda

" I love you in a place, where there is no space or time" from one of my favorite songs 'A Song for You' - Donny Hathaway  ʕ→ᴥ← ʔ

29.05.2022 02:57:18
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28539925
Reputation: 281135
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
29.05.2022 10:45:58
Sandi Lut

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. (Marilyn Monroe)

29.05.2022 10:45:58
Happiness is inside yourself

Tinylovevvitch
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 61931
Reputation: 34065
Posts: 140
Antitheocra
29.05.2022 17:30:08
Tinylovevvitch

Some girls are pearls & some girls are diamonds, some girls shine in the dark & other girls disappear in it. - Ginger Bronson.    I’ve always had this on a social media profile.  Idk still pretty in my eyes.

29.05.2022 17:30:08

Vendetta
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42907
Reputation: 22862
Posts: 279
Atheista
04.08.2022 12:23:06
Vendetta

“All three of us were drowning and we didn’t know how to save each other but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together.” -BoJack, Free Churo



04.08.2022 12:23:06
Jezebel Towers
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29957
Reputation: 16070
Posts: 137
Antitheocra
12.08.2022 10:32:21
Jezebel Towers

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

12.08.2022 10:32:21
Aveda
Level 101
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 811169
Reputation: 45355
Posts: 900
Antitheocra
15.08.2022 16:48:28
Aveda

This line right here is so so so cute  ♡

15.08.2022 16:48:28
Rihannon Emeraldeyes
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4900
Reputation: 3663
Posts: 25
Antitheocra
27.08.2022 01:18:49
Rihannon Emeraldeyes

"fuck it, we ball"

27.08.2022 01:18:49
They call me the Burlington Throat Factory ;)
devinxx
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4054
Reputation: 6400
Posts: 17
Antitheocra
12.09.2022 02:56:23
devinxx

"If you're going through hell, keep going" -Winston Churchill 

12.09.2022 02:56:23
★¸.•☆•.¸★
Knullie
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 383
Reputation: 191
Posts: 2
Antitheocra
14.09.2022 18:57:16
Knullie

"Here for a good time, not a long time." Unironically 

14.09.2022 18:57:16
Please leave me alone lmao.
Ximbiana
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46545
Reputation: 29040
Posts: 232
Antitheocra
03.04.2023 21:20:08
Ximbiana

Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous…

03.04.2023 21:20:08

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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