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Crocheting Bimbo
Level 111
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1093025
Reputation: 193802
Posts: 1765
Freethinkerland
28.11.2023 07:22:59
Crocheting Bimbo

Behind every good man is a GREAT Woman telling him how to do it.

28.11.2023 07:22:59
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












Slayisha
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37924
Reputation: 23958
Posts: 100
Freethinkerland
06.12.2023 19:03:13
Slayisha

When Morty calls Rick a "sad old fart" and Rick goes, "How do you saddle a fart?" It cracks me up because he's supposed to be "God" and he says silly things like this. Luv that show.

06.12.2023 19:03:13
Lilith_babe
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22215
Reputation: 12189
Posts: 131
Freethinkerland
09.12.2023 04:14:21
Lilith_babe

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans♡

09.12.2023 04:14:21
Soobin
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 597663
Reputation: 170032
Posts: 1471
Freethinkerland
15.12.2023 20:59:32
Soobin

That trying your best and failing is better than not even trying at all

15.12.2023 20:59:32

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116756
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
20.12.2023 02:01:34
KittyOnyx

"You give a man an education; and you give him an education. You give a woman an education; you educate generations." Brigham Young

20.12.2023 02:01:34

romantyzm is depressing
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16809
Reputation: 11497
Posts: 1053
Freethinkerland
24.02.2024 09:00:43
romantyzm is depressing

A: ,,Komenda Policji w Żarach
B: Halo, Policja
A: Tak, Policja w Żarach
B: Proszem pana mówi Hymel Jadwiga, Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43. Łączna tutaj jak sie wjeżdza, zaraz
koło poczty objazd TUTAJ. ZGŁASZAM. Wybuch, styrte ktoś nam podpalił styrte.
A: Co podpalił?
B: Nie wiem kto
A: Ale co podpalił?
B: No nie wiem kto, ktoś podpalił
A: Nie kto tylko co!
B: Słucham?
A: Co podpalono?
B: Mówi Hymel Jadwiga
A: Tak, ale co się stało?
B: Styrta jest podpalona, i styrta już prawie się dopala.
A: Ta siana tak?
B: Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43, za pocztą wkoło.
A: A straż pożarna jedzie?
B: Słucham?
A: Straż pożarna!
B: No ktoś podpolił ja nie wiem kto.
A: A straż pożarna?!
B: Słucham?
A: Czy straż pożarna powiadomiona jest, czy jedzie?
B: Ja nie wiem kto podpalił..... ale ktoś podpalił.
A: Siano tak?
B: Jest straż........ jest straż. Przyjechała straż.
A: Dobrze.
B: Ale....
A: Jak jest to dobrze, jak jest straż pożarna to dobrze no
B: Nie gasi.
A: Gasi?!
B: Styrta sie dopala. No ja nie wiem Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43.
A: No dobrze, jest straż pożarna tam na miejscu?
B: Słucham?
A: Czy jest tam straż pożarna na miejscu?!
B: Na miejscu ja jestem.
A: A straż?!
B: No syna nie ma w domu. ''

24.02.2024 09:00:43
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Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28539889
Reputation: 281123
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
10.08.2024 12:47:25
Sandi Lut

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain :)

10.08.2024 12:47:25
Happiness is inside yourself

Scarlet Vain
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9513
Reputation: 7085
Posts: 125
Atheista
28.08.2024 23:19:53
Scarlet Vain

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 

28.08.2024 23:19:53

Thespina
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6007
Reputation: 4573
Posts: 38
Freethinkerland
29.08.2024 23:04:10
Thespina

It’s not as inspiring as the rest of your comments, but everyday as a family we’ll say this
do you want to stop snaps getting that snitch or not? Harry it’s you that has to go on I know it! Not me, not hermione, YOU!

29.08.2024 23:04:10
Lady Thespina at your service xoxo
Lady Sauna
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27563
Reputation: 9035
Posts: 145
Freethinkerland
30.10.2024 16:13:07
Lady Sauna

Without change there would be no butterflies. 

30.10.2024 16:13:07

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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