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CRZY MAX
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Freethinkerland
28.11.2023 07:22:59
Crocheting Bimbo

Behind every good man is a GREAT Woman telling him how to do it.

28.11.2023 07:22:59
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












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Freethinkerland
06.12.2023 19:03:13
Slayisha

When Morty calls Rick a "sad old fart" and Rick goes, "How do you saddle a fart?" It cracks me up because he's supposed to be "God" and he says silly things like this. Luv that show.

06.12.2023 19:03:13

(This is my artwork, not a show!)
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Posts 132
Freethinkerland
09.12.2023 04:14:21
Lilith_babe

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans♡

09.12.2023 04:14:21
Citizen

Level 100
Sex Appeal 786526
Reputation 195054
Posts 1473
Freethinkerland
15.12.2023 20:59:32
Soobin

That trying your best and failing is better than not even trying at all

15.12.2023 20:59:32

Citizen

Level 67
Sex Appeal 230995
Reputation 29682
Posts 635
Freethinkerland
20.12.2023 02:01:34
KittyOnyx

"You give a man an education; and you give him an education. You give a woman an education; you educate generations." Brigham Young

20.12.2023 02:01:34
Bimboland Documentary Out Now - https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=fntbuRqu6pheK3Kp
Citizen

Level 30
Sex Appeal 21181
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Posts 1055
Freethinkerland
24.02.2024 09:00:43
romantyzm is depressing

A: ,,Komenda Policji w Żarach
B: Halo, Policja
A: Tak, Policja w Żarach
B: Proszem pana mówi Hymel Jadwiga, Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43. Łączna tutaj jak sie wjeżdza, zaraz
koło poczty objazd TUTAJ. ZGŁASZAM. Wybuch, styrte ktoś nam podpalił styrte.
A: Co podpalił?
B: Nie wiem kto
A: Ale co podpalił?
B: No nie wiem kto, ktoś podpalił
A: Nie kto tylko co!
B: Słucham?
A: Co podpalono?
B: Mówi Hymel Jadwiga
A: Tak, ale co się stało?
B: Styrta jest podpalona, i styrta już prawie się dopala.
A: Ta siana tak?
B: Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43, za pocztą wkoło.
A: A straż pożarna jedzie?
B: Słucham?
A: Straż pożarna!
B: No ktoś podpolił ja nie wiem kto.
A: A straż pożarna?!
B: Słucham?
A: Czy straż pożarna powiadomiona jest, czy jedzie?
B: Ja nie wiem kto podpalił..... ale ktoś podpalił.
A: Siano tak?
B: Jest straż........ jest straż. Przyjechała straż.
A: Dobrze.
B: Ale....
A: Jak jest to dobrze, jak jest straż pożarna to dobrze no
B: Nie gasi.
A: Gasi?!
B: Styrta sie dopala. No ja nie wiem Lipinki Łużyckie, Łączna 43.
A: No dobrze, jest straż pożarna tam na miejscu?
B: Słucham?
A: Czy jest tam straż pożarna na miejscu?!
B: Na miejscu ja jestem.
A: A straż?!
B: No syna nie ma w domu. ''

24.02.2024 09:00:43

State Minister

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Posts 4283
Antitheocra
10.08.2024 12:47:25
Sandi Lut

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain :)

10.08.2024 12:47:25
Happiness is inside yourself

Citizen

Level 24
Sex Appeal 10696
Reputation 7981
Posts 125
Atheista
28.08.2024 23:19:53
Scarlet Vain

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 

28.08.2024 23:19:53

Citizen

Level 20
Sex Appeal 6137
Reputation 5203
Posts 38
Freethinkerland
29.08.2024 23:04:10
Thespina

It’s not as inspiring as the rest of your comments, but everyday as a family we’ll say this
do you want to stop snaps getting that snitch or not? Harry it’s you that has to go on I know it! Not me, not hermione, YOU!

29.08.2024 23:04:10
Lady Thespina at your service xoxo
Citizen

Level 41
Sex Appeal 52553
Reputation 15130
Posts 202
Freethinkerland
30.10.2024 16:13:07
Lady Sauna

Without change there would be no butterflies. 

30.10.2024 16:13:07

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