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Created
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CRZY MAX
CRZY MAX
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5824
Reputation: 5782
Posts: 108
Freethinkerland
05.06.2023 16:44:24
CRZY MAX

Share your favorite quotes from any media or any person! 
I'm kinda curious because I don't have any 

05.06.2023 16:44:24
JUGGLE DEM BALLS 
GigiSweets
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4593
Reputation: 3759
Posts: 12
Freethinkerland
06.06.2023 03:54:06
GigiSweets

“I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a cat nap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.” -twin peaks 

06.06.2023 03:54:06
Mina Bloodycunt
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2264
Reputation: 1830
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
07.06.2023 16:05:15
Mina Bloodycunt

"mmmmm second mouth". -My boyfriend when he cut his chin as a child. It makes me smile when i think about it

07.06.2023 16:05:15
Mina
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
18.06.2023 21:32:51
halobear8

This one from my Estonian friend:
"
unverified✅
uncircumcised✅
unbothered✅

Live life on your own terms❤️
"
-AKSEL, aka aksually






18.06.2023 21:32:51
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
bitchstuff
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2168
Reputation: 1694
Posts: 9
Freethinkerland
18.06.2023 22:59:49
bitchstuff

What is meant to be will be

18.06.2023 22:59:49
lexi_loo
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 85101
Reputation: 36187
Posts: 252
Freethinkerland
26.06.2023 04:59:46
lexi_loo

"50 told me to do push ups to get buff 
Did two and a half and couldn't get up"
- Bizarre

26.06.2023 04:59:46
             
                                                             LEXI~~LOO 
cuntianna
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40385
Reputation: 23308
Posts: 113
Freethinkerland
29.06.2023 19:54:15
cuntianna

never get too attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism and never get so close to the heat that you forget that you must eat. - joanna newsom

29.06.2023 19:54:15
Dripppinggg
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8161
Reputation: 4594
Posts: 241
Freethinkerland
30.06.2023 04:39:34
Dripppinggg

"The first to think that he is wise is the last to know that he is the fool"

-some book from 6th grade

30.06.2023 04:39:34
L(O,0)一    )*.。)).*。)


*casts gay. Take 1d4 slay damage*
clover carmen
Level 81
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 410399
Reputation: 128912
Posts: 415
Freethinkerland
30.06.2023 19:35:57
clover carmen

Pin by   on Movie  Movie quotes inspirational Best movie quotes Movie quotes

30.06.2023 19:35:57
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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nastya kviatkouski
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47908
Reputation: 25193
Posts: 184
Freethinkerland
25.07.2023 20:38:42
nastya kviatkouski

"I like that he says I'm rare because rare is everything that people find hard to find, isn't that right? Everything hard to find seems like a good thing. And that's rare, it's rare for someone to feel like you're a good thing." - hilda hilst

25.07.2023 20:38:42
gimme butterflies or gimme death ✩ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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