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Forum Guardian/Bimbo Police + The Secretary of LGBTQIA+ Community Applications

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36
Created
09.07.2020
pech
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128840
Reputation: 56776
Posts: 193
Atheista
09.07.2020 11:13:31
pech

ACAB

09.07.2020 11:13:31
(A) // (E)
Thotticus Tiddies
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2228
Reputation: 2164
Posts: 31
Atheista
09.07.2020 11:25:27
Thotticus Tiddies

ACAB

but srsly, change your fucking names from bimbo police, it's fucking insensitive as shit

09.07.2020 11:25:27
burn the government
fuck the police
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775723
Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 11:26:18
Cum_Dumpster

Please stay on topic.
Edit: Also, please see my post on page 1 regarding our inability to change our own titles.

09.07.2020 11:26:18
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Thotticus Tiddies
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2228
Reputation: 2164
Posts: 31
Atheista
09.07.2020 11:26:52
Thotticus Tiddies

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Please say on topic.
we are saying on topic, sry. ur titles need to be changed, NOW. saying u cant do anything isnt good enough, u need to do better. u need to BE better.

09.07.2020 11:26:52
burn the government
fuck the police
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775723
Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 11:27:55
Cum_Dumpster

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Please stay on topic.
Edit: Also, please see my post on page 1 regarding our inability to change our own titles.
 

09.07.2020 11:27:55
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775723
Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 11:29:30
Cum_Dumpster

Thotticus Tiddies wrote:
Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Please say on topic.
we are saying on topic, sry. ur titles need to be changed, NOW. saying u cant do anything isnt good enough, u need to do better. u need to BE better.


09.07.2020 11:29:30
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
09.07.2020 13:01:15
torrenoia

Thotticus Tiddies wrote:
Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Please say on topic.
we are saying on topic, sry. ur titles need to be changed, NOW. saying u cant do anything isnt good enough, u need to do better. u need to BE better.
there's... nothing they can do about the titles. what would you have them do? it's all up to the site owner and he generally doesn't listen to anything

09.07.2020 13:01:15
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
cowboy
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27680
Reputation: 16243
Posts: 438
Atheista
09.07.2020 13:53:55
cowboy

gentlethems I understand the anger over the bimbo police title but this thread is kind of an important one, it's a serious issue but I think it might need its own thread.

09.07.2020 13:53:55
 
Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202881
Reputation: 30080
Posts: 341
Secville
09.07.2020 14:41:28
Poison Black

I would like to say that I also hate this title. At the time that me and Cum_Dumpster sign in for this duty, it was called "Forum Guardian" and I know that are many players who don't want been called like this. I don't like it either and I want to change it back. As you may see, all of us are trying to change things in Bimboland in order to improve things. Both me and Cum are registering every action that we make in order to be fully transparent, there's a new title, we are voting before any sanction in order to avoid any injustice and we are searching for more people that could help us and gave us a new perspective about the things we don't know. However, we are only a part of this site staff. We still need a programer to implement any change and before we create anything or change anything, we need to convince Chris - the site owner - so, is not that easy. But also, we need the player base support because if we don't face these issues together - as a community - them, our individual voicens won't be heard and we may look like a bunch of complaining . The Secretary stuff, for instance, is something that we build with the help of many people who wish to change the forum and the site environment for good, so, if you don't like the title, help us. I will be the first one to sign a petition to goes back to the Forum Guardian.

09.07.2020 14:41:28


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
Dye96
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11412623
Reputation: 299744
Posts: 2356
Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 18:51:08
Dye96

Thotticus Tiddies wrote:
Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Please say on topic.
we are saying on topic, sry. ur titles need to be changed, NOW. saying u cant do anything isnt good enough, u need to do better. u need to BE better.
Wow, your posts just made all of us more powerful. I can't believe no one thought of just changing the name. Thank you, you ARE helpful!

09.07.2020 18:51:08
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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