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guys i love you but please..... please stop making duplicate threads im begging you

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20.09.2024
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12726
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
21.09.2024 15:56:46
Slayyyocrates

Good evening, members of the caucus.  This is...Slayyyocrates.

Miss Mino brings up an interesting point.
Whilst I truly did enjoy Mr. Winchester's extraordinary new pop up post
in both style and content...and theme!
What it perhaps lacked was an example and location of a sample of one of these specious posts.
Miss Mino, a new State Minister, and one who, on the surface, may seem to be
Inexperienced in the Ways of Deep Ximboland...
Has shown herself to be perhaps the most knowledgeable government minister at the present time...
For she identified both post and place where these innocent young posts are being posted.
It is with this information that a solution, if there is one, can be formulated.

Since this is almost exclusively occuring in the Imigration Section...is this right Miss Mino?
Then I can hop in a bimbo carcrashbimbo Uber, head over there, and meet with the Minister of Immigration
( I will bring some freshly heated Hook and Ladders to start us off on a friendly note)
and we can then look for the elegant solution in addition to using the Search function...if there is one.

There is none.  You may now ignore this entire post.

Verily yours,
Slayyyocrates
"One thing I know, is that I know nothing."  237BC

21.09.2024 15:56:46
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
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Reputation: 32702
Posts: 1849
Atheista
21.09.2024 21:55:05
Dean Winchester

damm it’s almost like I didn’t want to call out people publically wow

21.09.2024 21:55:05
Lolsie
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 96675
Reputation: 35558
Posts: 448
Atheista
21.09.2024 22:32:41
Lolsie

Yeah, calling out names would probably just make people feel bad, especially new players who may not have known.

21.09.2024 22:32:41
Lolsie
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48314
Reputation: 32702
Posts: 1849
Atheista
21.09.2024 23:32:24
Dean Winchester

Exactly thank u

21.09.2024 23:32:24
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11640
Posts: 608
Agnostica
22.09.2024 16:58:59
CarCrashBimbo

This to me is an administerial issue that has been brought up many times throughout Blammoland History.
It is a "dog chasing it's tail" conundrum that produces both good and not-so-good results.
This goes all the way back to Iluja's tenure as PB
and is codified in the very beginning of Secville's Townhall Archives...locked away for all time...(a good locking)

Solution:  Write out the text "Use The Town Square/ Advanced/ Search Within/ Topic Posts Function" as your GoTo search Protocol...

Put this prominently in the section that has the most need for it...
Like as a Title of a New Popup Post
for the Immigration Section...
or even The Haute Coffee. Shop

Hell...make it a sticky everywhere...multiple duplicate Posts!
After you finish that...I implore you both to visit The Standup Comedy Club
and post a joke.
One, lousy, stinking joke.
Make it clean and wholesome or savagely disgusting.  Whatever floats your boat.

CCB - the Arch Nemesis of Slack

22.09.2024 16:58:59

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