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halobear8’s Inauguration Speech

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Created
03.05.2024
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halobear8
halobear8
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Freethinkerland
03.05.2024 22:41:15
halobear8

halobear8’s Inauguration Speech

 Hi, everyone!

 First, I would like to say thank you so very much for electing me to be your Prime Ximbo! ‪‪❤︎‬ I am incredibly honored to have been entrusted into this role. Thank you to everyone for voting, whether it was for SweetAsNuts, Sandi Lut, KatieBoutique, or myself. You have all nobly participated in democracy + I’m proud of those who ran and those who voted for who they believed in most. ❤︎

 Second, I just want everyone to know that FP, Minister of Justice, and Minister of Government roles are still open, so if you’re interested send me a message! I believe I have my work cut out for me + any assistance would be much appreciated. I would like to give my FP, Ministers a 15% cut of the treasury money combined. So, say there are 2 Ministers appointed, they will each receive 7.5% respectfully.

 Third, I will post and pin threads containing rules throughout the forum, as promised they will be reinstated.

 Rules (courtesy of bxdcherri’s administration):

━ Forum and Site Rules ━


The Fashion Police team functions under a 'good faith' policy. You will be warned for most rule-breaking behaviour before receiving an infraction. However, should the team feel the user acted in bad faith the team will reprimand the user with infractions without warning. The Fashion Police holds the right to enforce rules and take action against users they feel are not acting in good faith. Additionally, breaking multiple rules in a short amount of time may incur additional infractions even if different rules were broken.


When your account receives an infraction, it means you will receive one or multiple points. When your account reaches a certain amount of points action will be taken against your account. All users are free to ask about decisions made towards their account, publicly or privately, but keep in mind Fashion Police are not obligated to respond publicly.


━ Rule 1: Protected Characteristics ━


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   ● Sex and Gender


FP will consider you to have broken this rule if you make a post or comment that is:


  ● Promoting discriminatory or hateful beliefs towards one or more of these characteristics

  ● Insulting people based on one or more of these characteristics

  ● Suggesting or promoting harmful “fixes” to one or more of these characteristics

  ● Refusing to call people by their preferred name, gender, and pronouns, or otherwise undermining their identity

  ● Anything else that the Fashion Police believes to have been posted in bad faith with regard to protected characteristics on the site


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━ Rule 4: Behaviour ━


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━ Rule 5: Politics ━


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Any user who is found to be posting material outside of the designated forum section will be warned three times before receiving 2 points or up infraction, depending on the severity. Any user who is found to be breaking any other forum rule in the context of a political post will receive a corresponding infraction.



 Fourth, it’s been requested of me to comment on this post left by SweetAsNuts in my manifesto thread:


I have posted this in response:


I just wanted to let everyone know a second time since this is a big and valid concern for people to have. When SAN and I have figured this out, I will let everyone know. Additionally, when this is figured out there, will be new rules posted up with a punishment system included in the post.


 Thank you so much for your patience with me during this time. I hope to bring glory and peace to all of Ximboland!


                                                                Sincerely,

                                                                halobear8




03.05.2024 22:41:15
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
SweetasNuts parody
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Atheista
04.05.2024 01:30:32
SweetasNuts parody

How about no! dont be posting these biased rules that are for teh pronoun nazis. and maybe try not posting an talking about these rules when you dont even have things figured out yet like teh fact SweetasNuts said no fashion police because all they do is abuse power especially teh ones who used those crappy rules you are wanting to use. he changed them to ministers for entertainment. if he allows it he will loose teh minimal support he has after lying to us xitizens.what teh fuck is good faith well we know what it is an excuse for abuse of power.
take these "good faith" pronoun nazi rules and shove them up your ass!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

If Sweetasnuts backtracked from this? then he is a liar and does not want teh best for out great nation!
 SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)
Hi Halo
Good on you for running again! You are a true Ximbo patriot.

One important point I must make is that we will/have removed teh power from the PB of banning fellow Ximbos. It was too important a role to pass over to you guys and creates a system whereby we are rewarding moderation as opposed to rewarding entertainment.

So from now on your recourse to take action against anyone whom you deem necessary is to put them on trial to be judged by the senators in the Ximboland court. Furthermore we are considering allowing punishments to be in the form of removing either

a) Bimbos dollars
b) sex appeal
c) reputation

from the guilty bimbo. Should they be found guilty by the senators.
So to re iterate - you wil not have the power to read reports, edit words or ban Ximbos.
Only Sylvie/we will have that power.
Your main job is to entertain and only minster of justice can bring to trial some Ximbos for the senators to decide.

I hope this is clear

04.05.2024 01:30:32
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
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Atheista
04.05.2024 01:44:20
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Another dull prime bimbo who talks more about punishments and rules than fashion and fun
Its not surprising she is already boring as she is copying pxdcheeri and iona 

04.05.2024 01:44:20
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

SweetasNuts parody
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Atheista
04.05.2024 01:49:24
SweetasNuts parody

This one has been jumping on teh chance to have a reason to jail people. posted about it multiple times and one was even in teh Arena.
right teh abuser or tools iona and teh one who claimed she held her minister of justice accountable but when asked couldnt say how because she didnt. no on cares for your pronoun nazi rules then again they are not yours. you won on a lie, you should be put on trial for fraud!

04.05.2024 01:49:24
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
SweetChilli
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
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Reputation: 1934
Posts: 12
Reasonopia
04.05.2024 06:23:17
SweetChilli

Rules rules and more rules .. I was here for the fun! No word about contests or other fun things. Another Bimbo thirsty for punishments. 
I already wanna back Sweetsy :'(

04.05.2024 06:23:17
Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
04.05.2024 07:57:10
Sandi Lut

Somehow I don't feel the fun. Wonder why?

04.05.2024 07:57:10
Happiness is inside yourself

Angel Dust
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Atheista
04.05.2024 08:02:21
Angel Dust

rome wasn't built in a day goddamn!!! 

04.05.2024 08:02:21
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
SweetChilli
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2558
Reputation: 1934
Posts: 12
Reasonopia
04.05.2024 08:14:45
SweetChilli

There aren't even a word about fun plans they have during their reign. Rome wasn't built in one day but they atleast did it in small steps. Halobear talks only about policing us all. 
From what I see we will have another Prime who will focus on dictating us all how to talk and how to think.. 

04.05.2024 08:14:45
Daphnee_Mino
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Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
04.05.2024 08:52:51
Daphnee_Mino

:0... me when no doxxing?!. no harrasment or threats? NO DISCRIMINATION?? not even racism or sexism :(... what about misandry?? 


04.05.2024 08:52:51
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KirstyD8
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Status: Senator
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Posts: 4842
Freethinkerland
04.05.2024 11:07:46
KirstyD8

I guess it might be best to leave again as i can see this turning into another messy situation on PH part. These rules and nothing but a dictatorship. Isn't the whole point in becoming PB is do to your own thing and not copy someone else especially after Chris said any PB can make different rules?

I suppose good luck on the PB thing and congrats on winning i know you wanted to get that achievement.

04.05.2024 11:07:46
Beautiful in my own way❤️

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