halobear8’s Inauguration Speech

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05.05.2024 10:59:22
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Why did you fire CarCrashBimbo before she finished her project?
Was it necessary? Lowkey oppression at its finest 

05.05.2024 10:59:22
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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Atheista
05.05.2024 14:14:43
SweetasNuts parody

Teh fact is you should not be promoting rules when you dont even know what you can do yet makes you stupid.
halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)How about no! dont be posting these biased rules that are for teh pronoun nazis. and maybe try not posting an talking about these rules when you dont even have things figured out yet like teh fact...


05.05.2024 14:14:43
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
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05.05.2024 14:53:33
halobear8

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote: (original post HERE)
Why did you fire CarCrashBimbo before she finished her project? Was it necessary? Lowkey oppression at its finest
I didn't fire her, it just happened when I became Prme Ximbo. That's something else on my list I'll talk to SAN about. Once again, blame your xidol, not me.

05.05.2024 14:53:33
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
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05.05.2024 15:22:25
KatieBoutique

Halo darling I am really happy for you and hope you have the time of your life as Prime Ximbo of Ximboland.
People out there in the flatlands have no idea how important Ximboland is, nor how prestigious The Prime Ximbo is!
Let them mock, let them say "What?  Who?" and cast about their LOLs and ROFLMAOs and other petty criticisms
But I know The TRUTH!  And so do you.

Take all the time you need to sort things out and we will all just continue having fun and being besties so don't worry about us.
BTW...have you ever heard of anyone ordering a French 75 at a bar?  I have never heard of such a thing.  Gin?  OMG Yuck!

05.05.2024 15:22:25
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05.05.2024 16:06:34
Abu Hamza



05.05.2024 16:06:34
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



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05.05.2024 18:54:04
CarCrashBimbo

halobear8 wrote: (original post HERE)
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote: (original post HERE)Why did you fire CarCrashBimbo before she finished her project?
I didn't fire her, it just happened when I became Prme Ximbo.
My god...sorry...Xod...
Katie gave you a great out and pivoted back to 100% entertainment 
and you went and done it...you should have just said nothing.

I won't press the point any further but your still-employed MoFA already spilled the beans.
As did Tash.

05.05.2024 18:54:04
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05.05.2024 19:33:55
Katrynah

KatieBoutique/CCB, I'm a bit unclear as to what "beans" you're referring to here. The fact that you were removed from the Minister of Fashion position upon Halo's inauguration was something that was clear to anyone who clicked on the Pink House page, so that part was no secret. I had no part in your booting from the Pink House, I just thought it was incredibly entertaining that you thought I had a part in it and went across multiple threads to bring it up. This is all I'll say on it though 

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05.05.2024 21:17:28
Bimbo Pimp

The smugness is strong within this one.



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05.05.2024 21:44:01
SweetasNuts parody

It usually is with wokies then they cant debate and throw names and labels out we seem be right about teh pronoun nazi as QUXcherri is minister of justice and fashion police. is it really safe for her to have access to private section with what her goverment did in leaking last time. she must hav recovered with her mental health already

05.05.2024 21:44:01
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
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05.05.2024 22:31:26
CarCrashBimbo

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
KatieBoutique/CCB, I'm a bit unclear as to what "beans" you're referring to here. The fact that you were removed from the Minister of Fashion position upon Halo's inauguration was something that was clear to anyone who clicked on the Pink House page,...
Katrynah…step inside Ximboland and play with me.  I thought we had such a good and productive time in the Secret Government thread with SweetasNuts.  It really was so much fun, and we all got along so well.  Let’s have some fun from here on out.  Come play with me.

CarCrashBimbo - #Crash!

(see what I did there?  I just self-PWNED myself.  For you!  Laugh with me!)

05.05.2024 22:31:26
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