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15
Created
23.02.2016
Author
Miss Bimbo
Miss Bimbo
Level 36
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 35169
Reputation: 40875
Posts: 286
bimbo-city
23.02.2016 15:14:39
Miss Bimbo

Hello Bimbos

This is Miss Bimbo (aka Cindy)

How are ya'll? 
Its been a long time right?
Sorry I have not been in contact. I have been laying down low somewhere in Bimboland as i heard there was a threat made to my make up.
Outrageous. 

I am so happy that our Prime Bimbo and fellow bimbos have done such a great job in maintaining civility law and order in Bimboland whilst i have been away. I see our population is growing rapidly day by day which is exciting and makes me very proud. Bimboland is a home for all the Bimbos from across the world. Its great to be back.

You know my story right? No??
 
Ok - well I grew up in California USA and worked as a coder on a fledgling start up called facebook back in the day.
I should have been super happy and successful in California but instead faced all manner of discrimination. Just for being a bimbo. 
I faced discrimination about my wonderful body, my great breasts and my beautiful face.
Normal humans were extremely mean and rude to me and I was also discriminated every time i left my house. Wolf  whistles in the street, evil stares at the club and at work by my boss, Mark (whom I slept with by the way and whom has a small non bimbo like penis).

I was at the end of my tether and considered taking my own life when I decided there had to be a better way to live. There had to be a place and a sanctity for me and my fellow bimbos. It was then that a few of my bimbo friends and I decided to make a break and create our own society. Our own country. Our own Bimbo land!!

One night in  2007 we took some boats and set sail. After crossing many oceans and risking stilettos, make up and tampons we discovered a group of beautiful uninhibited islands in what has become the modern day Bimboland.
Bimboland was created!

Slowly the word got out and bimbos from every part of the world started to join us. We had bimbos arrive by the boatload. As they sailed in to Bimbo bay past the statue of Bimboty the masses arrived with tears in their eyes. We had bimbos from Japan, England, Venezeula, Afghanistan and all over bringing their fantastic figures, superficiality and vanity to these great shores.

Anyway Now I am living in the beautiful Boob temple on Booby island and I will do my best to support our elected Prime Bimbo in any way I can. I have some friends on Booby island whom i will introduce t  you over the next days and weeks. 

Long live the bimbo!

You can read more about me here and please do drop by and flatter me. I know I am beautiful but i do like to be told it also!
https://www.facebook.com/Miss-Bimbo-125606048730/?fref=ts









23.02.2016 15:14:39

Betty Byler
Level 81
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 422731
Reputation: 102205
Posts: 328
Freethinkerland
23.02.2016 15:24:08
Betty Byler

Welcome back. I got here while you were gone.

23.02.2016 15:24:08
XXXX Luv, Betty Byler XXXX

SuperGlamorousGirl!!
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54429
Reputation: 9032
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
23.02.2016 16:12:02
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

Welcome back! :)

23.02.2016 16:12:02
In Reason we trust *REASONOPIA PRIDE*
Miss Bimbo
Level 36
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 35169
Reputation: 40875
Posts: 286
bimbo-city
23.02.2016 16:50:28
Miss Bimbo

Thanks Bimbos- its great to be back. can't wait to get to know y'all!

23.02.2016 16:50:28

Mellixsera
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3773
Reputation: 2031
Posts: 110
Atheista
23.02.2016 17:36:37
Mellixsera

Sooooo.... Booby Island is in Antitheocra then...? :)

23.02.2016 17:36:37
Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane - Gigi Hadid
Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
23.02.2016 18:47:24
Ceres

Welcome back.

23.02.2016 18:47:24
Celina Bangs
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5364
Reputation: 901
Posts: 212
Reasonopia
24.02.2016 10:12:45
Celina Bangs

Welcome back <3

24.02.2016 10:12:45
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried."
-Mae West

In Reason we trust *REASONOPIA PRIDE*
Miss Bimbo
Level 36
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 35169
Reputation: 40875
Posts: 286
bimbo-city
25.02.2016 09:40:45
Miss Bimbo

Thanks Bimbos. I've unpacked my bags and arranged my shoes by colour. Feeling right at home on Booby Island!

25.02.2016 09:40:45

Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.02.2016 15:01:06
Ceres

that's cool :)

25.02.2016 15:01:06
adjubamodece36
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40
Reputation: 63
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
27.02.2016 11:56:27
adjubamodece36

Welcome back my star

27.02.2016 11:56:27

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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