Lady Liberty is pissed. Her eyes fill with a fiery rage as she witnesses the beautiful landscape transformed into a mucky swamp. The disgusting, orange troll, TrumpelSmallHands and his despicable minions must be stopped. Countless injustices have already been committed. Good people are suffering and she will stand for it no more. Lady Liberty steps down off of her sturdy pedestal and prepares for battle. She brings with her the laws of the land, set alight by her magical torch so all can see and remember. She sets down her torch and picks up her mighty sword. Then, with lips that refuse to remain silent she cries, “Give me your wicked, your corrupt, your greedy, yearning to suppress others for their own personal gain. Your wretched, racist, gangster thug, fake-news-mother f**kers. I lift my sword until you are no more!”
The Legend of Pteradonna, Winged Pterror of Bimboland
In the sanguine desert beyond luscious Bimboland, Pteradonna watches over sun-scorched valleys and towering mesas with her wyvern kin. A lone warrior --the last of her dragon-riding bimbo tribe—she is bound by sacred ancestral oath to protect Bimboland from any evil that would dare encroach on her voluptuous borders. The last war with the Beasts from Beyond took her people, her pride, and her lover— the legendary himbo Dactyles. She had been too young, too inexperienced, to stand against the abominable Horde.
On the desert’s bloody horizon, great clouds of dust rise in the wake of the new Horde, and Pteradonna hears the fearful cries of bimbokind. On the back of her dragon familiar, Solstice, she rides to the great mountain temple of her ancestors to claim her birthright: the sentient sword Vanitas, Drinker of Tears, who tells Pteradonna of her heroic destiny. She must fly into the heart of the Horde, where the Tyrant-Beast Abstemion leads their bloodthirsty charge. She must slay the horrible king, take his cursed blade Slutshamer, and cast it into the fiery depths of Mount Kinkitoa. Only then will Bimboland know true peace.
“But first,” said Vanitas, Drinker of Tears, “you must join with your dragon Solstice into one being.”
“Hmm, okay,” mused Pteradonna, playfully stroking at her golden curls, “sounds hot.”
Pteradonna stepped onto the dais of rune-carved stone, beckoning Solstice to her side. She held the beast’s magnificent snout to her bosom in an embrace that would soon be eternal. The blade Vanitas laughed in its eerie metal voice –mirthful, though alien—as the two were consumed by roaring magical flames. In a flash of red and gold, there emerged a new being: a winged warrior-bimbo with scales of crimson, her mind as keen as her talons. Now, with her dragon’s blood, her singing sword, and many hard years of training on her side, she is ready. On the field of battle, she will bring great honor to her people and to the memory of her beloved. She shall fulfill her ancestral oath!
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- 10 points What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.
