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I declare War on Tibby and Dean

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
230
Created
06.12.2024
LoveSoldier
Level 90
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 577931
Reputation: 34711
Posts: 310
Agnostica
16.12.2024 07:10:59
LoveSoldier

Idunevenknowmate wrote: (original post HERE)
Okay okay okay so what I've cleaned from this thread as someone who lives under a rock and does not interact with the politics of this site is that Katie is absolutely unhinged, has like 8 different alts that she upvotes and replies with to agree...
hey man its okay, it took me a few months to figure that part out too lol

also literally only just read the last post, what. i dont need alts to upvote myself on the bimbo dress up website if thats what youre tryna say, and i just haven't been checking this thread much because i have better things to do, kittens to take care of, bills to pay

16.12.2024 07:10:59
Bimbo Pimp
Level 67
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 231573
Reputation: 66803
Posts: 3060
Antitheocra
16.12.2024 07:13:29
Bimbo Pimp

That's because of the lack of oxygen in your brain. Breath in, breath out! :3

16.12.2024 07:13:29
   
                                                              
LoveSoldier
Level 90
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 577931
Reputation: 34711
Posts: 310
Agnostica
16.12.2024 07:16:38
LoveSoldier

the 'lack of oxygen in my brain' is why i didn't realise you had a ton of alt accounts that you use to upvote yourself on threads and parrot your opinions?

16.12.2024 07:16:38
tibby
Level 91
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 586347
Reputation: 106334
Posts: 6216
Agnostica
16.12.2024 07:16:58
tibby

breathe*
"breathe" is a verb that means to inhale and exhale air, while "breath" is a noun that refers to the air that is inhaled and exhaled

16.12.2024 07:16:58
₊˚⊹ ᰔ tibby or ash / any pronouns / 21

₍^. .^₎⟆ ask me about the perks of being a senator ! (there's a ton ~)   
Bimbo Pimp
Level 67
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 231573
Reputation: 66803
Posts: 3060
Antitheocra
16.12.2024 07:21:11
Bimbo Pimp

LoveSoldier...darling...where? Where the fuck are all my upvotes? Please point them out! I get like 5-8? Yeah, know the few people who have an understanding of my different point of view...while you queef and you get more than 10!! That's a lot to you? Wow

Tibs the bigot I speak 3 different languages! buahahaha You don't! 

16.12.2024 07:21:11
   
                                                              
LoveSoldier
Level 90
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 577931
Reputation: 34711
Posts: 310
Agnostica
16.12.2024 07:21:17
LoveSoldier

also sidenote, i think it just looks like a lot of likes coming out of nowhere (as you've mentioned) because my posts are like, always spaced out between posts of you (not you tibby we love you) and your yes-men, so if people agree with me and don't agree with you then I get a lot of likes and you don't

man always when i post stuff is there a reply after i've hit send lmao. Running theory is just that you didn't feel like logging in and out of a ton of accounts right now, why exactly you aren't artificially boosting your likes doesn't matter to me though

16.12.2024 07:21:17
Bimbo Pimp
Level 67
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 231573
Reputation: 66803
Posts: 3060
Antitheocra
16.12.2024 07:25:48
Bimbo Pimp

Uh no, you posted and within a few minutes your votes went up. It is okay, like I'm not the one that is attacking people for having a lot of votes. I rather you say something than upvote my posts.  The asslickers of Tibs are her yes-men. That is what you like, incredible. Saying yes to everything and anything without a thought in that head. That's why you guys lost the election and that makes me smile. 

16.12.2024 07:25:48
   
                                                              
Cunning Linguist
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 433045
Reputation: 68075
Posts: 251
Atheista
16.12.2024 07:27:27
Cunning Linguist

you repeated that line about antipsychotics twice, are you okay?

& i said butterfly is the one desperate for attention, which is why she pops out of the woodwork when you start getting it all, lol. your weird disjointed rants & severe lack of reading comprehension have been getting noticeably worse lately....maybe im not the one who needs meds girl

anyway keep your weird daddy fetish to yourself, & maybe follow your own advice (which i agree with!) of kicking the pedos out of your own community. why so much talk about random trans people when youve got a bunch of matt gaetz's thriving in your conservative midst? people like him make you obsessed w lgbt people so you'll ignore their much more widespread pedo shit....& youre gullible enough to fall for it

16.12.2024 07:27:27

LoveSoldier
Level 90
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 577931
Reputation: 34711
Posts: 310
Agnostica
16.12.2024 07:27:58
LoveSoldier

I'm not a US citizen, technically i didnt lose any election

and like while i find the dress-up stuff on this game fun, im not that obsessed to the point where i'd go make tons of alt accounts to upvote myself in forums, i think it's just 'hot in the town square' right now so people get upvotes quickly or something

16.12.2024 07:27:58
Bimbo Pimp
Level 67
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 231573
Reputation: 66803
Posts: 3060
Antitheocra
16.12.2024 07:38:10
Bimbo Pimp

Yup Linling, my post got long so I had to paste it into my notepad real quick XD happens sometimes! Oh mah gawd, Bimbo Pimp makes mistakes!!? wooow wtf!! Still speak 3 different languages, write perfectly in 2 of them, and can translate in all 3 like a pro! That's how I made money in my early years! :D

Well that ain't me LoveSoldier and I really don't care how people choose to enjoy the game, I do what I want and let others do the same. I have this account and since I started getting jailed I finally made a second so I can tell Tibs the bigot to stop targeting me. That's it. Idk why you guys get mad that I get a few votes, does that hurt you or something? I don't get it. 

oh yeah I forgot to address Linling, the bad people in my community do not get defended, we do not act like a cult like the rainbow soup. If someone has beef with one of us I don't jump in to defend them just because they are brown like me! lmao like why the fuck would I put my hands in the fire?! That's crazy! We are a normal community with rules and so  much culture! Be jealous :3  

16.12.2024 07:38:10
   
                                                              

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