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i wish i had a penis

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13
Created
26.09.2024
Zu_The_Zombie
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19103
Reputation: 10090
Posts: 340
Agnostica
26.09.2024 15:38:30
Zu_The_Zombie

like im having serious penis envy right now because i'll never be able to jerk off T-T it just seems so easy 

26.09.2024 15:38:30
Destsie
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1448
Reputation: 942
Posts: 54
Freethinkerland
26.09.2024 22:08:36
Destsie

I wanna have a dick to fuck a girl from the back.

26.09.2024 22:08:36
I cope by being a bimbo.
sluttysadie
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4072
Reputation: 3300
Posts: 15
Atheista
26.09.2024 22:22:04
sluttysadie

id rather be a man but im def prettier as a girl LOL!! ive picked my battle 

26.09.2024 22:22:04
                 
                   
                
dal1a
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2710
Reputation: 2672
Posts: 25
Atheista
28.09.2024 21:46:04
dal1a

i want to fuck a piece of fruit 

28.09.2024 21:46:04

MissMarx
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16166
Reputation: 10523
Posts: 444
Atheista
29.09.2024 11:29:17
MissMarx

I want a retractable dick TBH. Like you press a button and BAM it rolls out like an autobot

29.09.2024 11:29:17

Bimbologist
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7343
Reputation: 4839
Posts: 49
Atheista
29.09.2024 17:02:19
Bimbologist

Why can’t I impregnate my husband 

29.09.2024 17:02:19
Born to be a mech driver; forced to drive a Toyota
Mazon_waz_taken98
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16201
Reputation: 8265
Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
03.10.2024 19:48:43
Mazon_waz_taken98

I have found my people 

03.10.2024 19:48:43
Lady Sauna
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34652
Reputation: 10618
Posts: 176
Freethinkerland
15.10.2024 16:14:32
Lady Sauna

I just want one day with one. I already have a list of what I would do....helicopter D....jerk off....sex (all ways possible)....and so much more! 

15.10.2024 16:14:32
GyaruPrincess
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19284
Reputation: 12457
Posts: 128
Freethinkerland
23.10.2024 06:10:58
GyaruPrincess

literally an extra limb like why cant i ever experience thattt ugh

23.10.2024 06:10:58
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Spuki
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9505
Reputation: 4982
Posts: 65
Atheista
25.10.2024 06:49:45
Spuki

bro what hurts the most is that no matter how hard i fuck my boyfriend i can never bust inside him

25.10.2024 06:49:45
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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