the pic disappeared idk why, here it is again!
there was a massacre at the town fair and now there's a wandering deity that emerged from the fortune tellers tent
Maybe if they hadn’t been so adamant about keeping you away from the old security room you wouldn’t have found yourself descending the dingy stairs into the thick air of the basement. You could be clocking out instead of wrestling to push the heavy metal door inwards, revealing a seemingly infinite wall of monitors harmonizing with hypnotic static. Perhaps you could have kept your head down and retired from the security business entirely, comfortably ignorant to what exactly was silhouetted by white noise that seemed already aware of your presence. If you had just kept your nose out of where it didn’t belong you might not be staring into a collection of piercing white orbs on the black undulating mass leaking into an intimidating position above you. Maybe if you hadn’t found yourself mesmerized by the small galaxy you could just faintly see in the void of its form, you could’ve made your escape.
But you didn’t, did you? And now we have to hire a new guard.
Thanks for the invite!!
Sarabeth was so thrilled about the deal she found with the house in the woods online that she didn’t question the bold red letters on the listing that said, “Priced For Immediate Sale”. The two bedroom home secluded from the madness of the city seemed like a haven, a perfect little hideaway.
Two weeks later, Sarabeth let the movers in and quickly began to unpack her new things in her new home in her new life. Ever since she found mother laying mouth wide open in bed with the grey eyes and stiff cold hands, Sarabeth had not smiled once. At least, not until she felt the satisfaction of sliding the sharp and slick box cutter down the middle of the box labeled LIVING ROOM.
She didn’t seem to notice the hurried panic of the movers until she realized they had unpacked the entire truck in exactly 22 minutes. She grinned as she tipped the workers, her smile as wide as the gaping space below her.
Sarabeth spent the rest of the day sipping Pleasantview Farms moscato and relishing in every slice with the box cutter, each box full of new and shiny things, like several wishes fulfilled at once. When she packed away the last box for the second bedroom, she realized the only two left were labeled BASEMENT. These were the boxes of the old things from her old life. Sarabeth located the basement key that the absent-minded realtor had previously lost, now only to be found in a kitchen drawer. Sarabeth wrapped her fingers around it’s cold metal. She thought of mother then and felt certain her mother would not only forgive her, but she’d be proud of her new life.
Sarabeth turned on the flashlight, propped it on top of the two boxes- careful not to stir mother- and carried them to the basement door. The key slid in and turned effortlessly, as if it were eager to be used once again. As she made it downstairs to the last few steps, she noticed the basement floor shimmered in the flashlight’s beams. A thick, silky, rusty-red ocean filled the space as far as she could see.
Before she could back up the stairs to get her phone, the flashlight tipped off the boxes as everything then fell forward. By instinct, Sarabeth tried to grab mother and instead tumbled facedown into the frigid, thick, red tar. Stunned, she realized the floor beneath her extended further than her height as she struggled to remain afloat.
Sarabeth gazed up to see what appeared to be a strange red hole, casting a calm and serene glow about the room, as if to finally welcome her home. The glowing turned then to throbbing and suddenly Sarabeth felt a cold drip drip drip of a trickle above her head. The hole began to gush like a bleeding open wound as Sarabeth succumbed to the thick darkness below.
Just before she sank beneath the surface, Sarabeth swore she heard her mother cackling.
so is it over? who one?I want to know too ;;
yes, the contest is over!! please give the judges some time to deliberate! we'll do our best to get the winners announced and banners made as soon as possible <3were just asking to know how long does it take to announce usually, were are just curious.
we're super impressed with everyone's entries so it'll be quite hard.
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The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.
