Introducing Ximbolands historical trauma therapist - Sasha Saxara

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20.03.2024
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SweetasNuts
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22.03.2024 21:58:48
Magalina Hagalina

Hey Ms. Saxara, I've been real concerned about my hogs gettin' cholera. I know it's irrational and all, considerin' I take real good care of 'em, but... I can't shake the feelin' that somethin' bad'll happen at any given moment. I don't appreciate feelin' that way, y'know? It don't exactly help that when I was younger, my favorite hogs Willie, Merle, and Loretta done succumbed to it. 

Reckon you got anythin' in your toolkit that'll help me ease my worries? I'd appreciate that fiercely. 

22.03.2024 21:58:48
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
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Atheista
22.03.2024 23:34:29
Hot Topica

Miss Saxara do you have any tips for dealing with the stress and anxiety caused by global capitalism?

22.03.2024 23:34:29
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23.03.2024 00:01:36
Gemima1984

I heard that you can get a lobotomy on the sly in the backstreet alley? Anybody know anyone who had one done?

23.03.2024 00:01:36
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23.03.2024 00:01:56
AuntieLice

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
Miss Pollyx shall visit Dr Sasha too
Fear of losing election and having an assassin for a friend must be very stressful

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His beatie threatening to kill someone = roleplay
Me telling women they'll never be men = suicide baiting

Mental illness at its finest

23.03.2024 00:01:56
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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23.03.2024 00:25:08
SweetasNuts parody

AuntieLice see how they are trying to make it seem like rolepley. roleplay does not involve threatening someone with assassination. Polly said they are busy yet i got sent a unclear warning over nothing and also took 1 sentence out of a private message because katrynah private messaged me and after she threatened some i replied to her. Teh government is corrupt.
Katrynah says: hehehe
22.03.2024 18:57:01
SweetasNuts parody says: you are a bad fashion car crash Ximbos and should be next to go on trial. you have threatened a xitizen of our nation and should be banned. we need to get rid of filthy females like you on here
22.03.2024 19:03:55


 
Fashion Police Mailman says:
Dear SweetasNuts parody,
Under bxdcherri's ruleset, you have broken Rule 1 > Sex and Gender. Saying "we need to get rid of filthy females like you on here" in Katrynah's DMs is what triggered this rule break. This is your first and final warning. You will receive no additional warnings for breaking rule 1 before you will incur an infraction of 4+ points on your account. Please take the time to familiarize yourself with the rules. Thank you.


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CarCrashBimbo wrote:
Body #2 (of 7 now) was this one:  Yes...let's all work together!




23.03.2024 00:25:08
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
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23.03.2024 01:05:48
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

This is ridiculous!
Applying sex and gender rule to an anonymous, nameless, sexless and genderless avatar makes no sense

23.03.2024 01:05:48
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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23.03.2024 01:32:07
ButterfIy

I’m kind of confused. I walked past Iona in the street and saw breasts, no facial hair and a tampon string. I thought she was male?

23.03.2024 01:32:07
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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23.03.2024 02:03:44
Hot Topica

Would you like some tea Sasha?


23.03.2024 02:03:44
  FREE PALESTINE  
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Atheista
23.03.2024 03:51:06
Angel Dust

I’m sorry that you apparently felt “tortured” by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it’s clearly a source of pain in your life.

23.03.2024 03:51:06
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23.03.2024 03:55:20
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

You should sort it out and stop using cheap drugs as they make you delusional

23.03.2024 03:55:20
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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