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Introduction from the Presidents Secretary - personal and legal

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Created
06.02.2024
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SweetasNuts
Richard Fromage
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1264
Reputation: 2532
Posts: 49
Reasonopia
07.02.2024 16:06:51
Richard Fromage

SweetasNuts wrote:
Shut up and buy a Bimbo senatorship 


07.02.2024 16:06:51
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 37949779
Reputation: 111980
Posts: 3382
Secville
07.02.2024 16:12:11
KatieBoutique

That saying and the original would make interesting t shirt designs.
The original is so funny and now so well known it could be a best seller.
"$hut the #$%^ up and buy some Bimbo Dollar$"

07.02.2024 16:12:11

Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 54842
Posts: 1917
Atheista
08.02.2024 01:45:51
Timothee Chatroulette

SweetasNuts wrote:
I think you may have missed some changes if you were exiled but one major change we have made is that senators are now exempt from being exiled.
They can still be jailed but they can not be exiled without them going to trial first and then passing through myself and the Presidents legal council. In the Presidents legal council we have very strict rules against exiling loyal Ximbos. The only way they can be exiled is if they have encouraged violence against another ximbo or they have committed treason against the state of Ximboland. 

This is itself is a mechanism to stabilise Ximboland and thus save us from the volatility you mentioned. This is  a reason why we need senators and why you should become one- because they will be able  to hold the government to account and reduce volatility. The PB and government still have the power to exile non senators.

Also all senators can now stand for PB in the elections.    

Secondly to price of senatorship. I consider it to be cheap = its £6.99 in the UK which is not much more than a single starbucks latte. And cheaper than netflix. What is the rate in CAD then? Are we facing the position where its cheaper in some countries than others?

Thank you for your reply, chris. 
6.99 pounds is about ~$12 CAD. Cheapest netflix plan here is $6.99 CAD. Was just making the comparison.

When I mentioned volatility, I wasn't just thinking about banning.
By volatility I was also thinking about the inconsistencies in the overall vibe of the site. Whether due to the current PH staff, or the types of players playing, I can have wholly different experiences on BL. For example, are players following me onto forum topics that aren't relevant to them, and quoting my posts even though I blocked them?

AuntieLice wrote:
Interesting considering no one was getting banned while you were playing. Don't worry, no one in their right mind actually expected you or your friends to ever be senators. No need to repeat the same excuses we've heard 20 times already.
Omgg don't flirt with me in front of chris!

08.02.2024 01:45:51
  
Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 34895
Posts: 242
Atheista
09.02.2024 03:02:34
Dad

Apologies for the confusion. It seems I have misread the payment page but some friends of mine were kind enough to explain how senatorship payment works. I change my mind, maybe I will become a senator after all.

SweetasNuts wrote:
£15 ? sorry can you elaborate what you mean by that?
Its £6.99 in UK
$9.99 in US

Dad
wrote:
Congratulations on your new position, Mr.SweetAsNuts! You will do a great job, I'm sure.

I've actually been considering becoming a senator but I can't bring myself to spend the money for the same reason as Timothee. I just can't justify spending 15 quid plus the exchange rate from CAD for the benefits that it offers.

If there was some kind of greater benefit like new senator-exclusive clothes, player homes for only senators, animated overlays for profiles, etc. then I would become a senator in a heartbeat. I hope to see a Ximboland where you, our PB, and Team Bimbo make that a reality.




09.02.2024 03:02:34
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

EnthusiasticNaps
Level 123
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1470471
Reputation: 94504
Posts: 1465
Antitheocra
09.02.2024 19:52:55
EnthusiasticNaps

I will def buy senator again once duels are fixed. I think the perks overall for senators are really helpful and alluring! However not being able to earn diamonds as easily or complete daily tasks that require duels right now is my main hinderance and I'd like to know other unbanned citizens that cant afford senator have easy access to diamonds before I pay.

09.02.2024 19:52:55

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 675637
Reputation: 127627
Posts: 2172
Freethinkerland
10.02.2024 18:26:25
halobear8

I must chime in to say that the original quote was “Please take your head from up your own arse and buy some bimbo dollars.” 

10.02.2024 18:26:25
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 37949779
Reputation: 111980
Posts: 3382
Secville
10.02.2024 20:45:07
KatieBoutique

The first quote is from the House of Commons.
That second one is from the House of Lords.

both great versions…with the right cartoon graphic behind it...like this perhaps




10.02.2024 20:45:07

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3676
Posts: 154
Atheista
10.03.2024 23:25:44
SweetasNuts FOREVER

Prime ximbo, Government ministers and UX police falsely accused us for impersonating staff and threaten to exile Nuts brothers and their fans without Handsome Himbo Trial
'enemies from within' dont care about original Mister SweetasNuts they use him as an excuse to impose a tyranny to fight teh only real opposition
That is unacceptable and shall not be tolerated

Be on guard real bimbos as some of you clearly care for Fashionable republic of Ximboland and our fledgling democracy. Some of you want to help us build Ximboland fashionable again.

However some of you are clearly just here to bring Ximboland down.
It’s clear you are using the  ‘impersonating staff’ as a moral outrage simply to cause disruption and to undermine.
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland, the President and original SweetasNuts down.

I ask all real ximbos ie hot bimbos, handsome himbos and anyone who loves Bimboland to fight against ‘enemies from within’ and UX, SUX, DUX and AB whom are trying to undermine our president, our citizens, our fledgling democracy and SweetasNuts fans







10.03.2024 23:25:44
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
SweetasNuts fanboy
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 813
Reputation: 1895
Posts: 146
Reasonopia
10.03.2024 23:27:27
SweetasNuts fanboy

Disgusting, despicable move from Prime Ximbo Cherri that we now need permission to open new topics. Pink house tab says Reasonopia have no State Minister. More proof of the tyrant government we are under with needing permisison to make topics from them. - https://ximbo.land/forum/does-reasomopia-need-a-fill-in-state-minister/t14363#post_1063496

bxdcherri wrote:
I post a contest once a month as State Minister, sometimes they are all state contests and sometimes they are state only. I posted an all state one just under a month ago, and my next one is coming up shortly. I don’t appreciate you assuming that I’m too busy, and creating this thread without any kind of permission from me or admins, as you cannot just take the position from me.


10.03.2024 23:27:27
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 37949779
Reputation: 111980
Posts: 3382
Secville
11.05.2024 19:31:02
KatieBoutique

Let's not forget this thread.  But I do have good news for Democracy...um..Xemocracy:

The Entire Nuts Family Accounts have been restored. 
Including poor SaN Fangirl.
Welcome home darling.
Stop by Table 7 when you are in the area.
Daphne scored us a Hookah!

11.05.2024 19:31:02

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