So I went to the Carnival theme party I was invited to, what a disaster... First of all the host (bless her soul) tripped over one of here 10 dog children and broke her arm badly, so instead of arriving fashionably late and glamorous I ended up going very early (before my pot of coffee) to help with set up. Got drunk before like 12 and with the insane heat we had that day most of my mime makeup was starting to make me look like a ghost of Christmas past lol!
Even though I really didn't mind setting up and nothing went to plan it was still a wonderful and silly day, that ventured into a late evening singing karaoke and having too many drinks. Later that night after we all decided to get to bed, my lover and I had quite the lovers quarrel. Needless to say he became physical and the fight got out of hand, because this typical cave man couldn't find his heart burn tablets. Is it all men that will rather ask where something is, knowing he hasn't even looked for the item himself? In my life, such a strong manly man was moaning like a baby. After finding the tablets in my drunk and tired state, this man whom I have known for half my life turns around and tells me im such a B*tch...
This made me think about the misinformed "power" people think they have calling anyone this, honey please - don't start something you cant finish.
I think I was more annoyed with that, than the stupid man child behaviour. My single girlfriend of course now cannot believe that we fight the way we do, was the first time she experience it and now will be even more off putting of relationships lol! What it comes down to for me, why call me a b... im simply someone with opinions and don't have time for useless rants about stupid things. Anyway was a bit of a misfire at the end of the night, but atleast my outfit was cute and damn did I look skinny and drunk in what looks like ALL my pics :)
Right now life can calm down a bit, no more events for this skank as work will now be taking up most of my time before the holidays start.
xoxo
So my bff is now moving to Wales in a few months, she just had her baby with her Welsh boyfriend and now his stealing her to go very far over seas. Though I'm very happy for them, I'm so sad that the most normal person (according to me anyway) will now be 8000 miles away form me.
Its a big major change for someone in South Africa to move so far, we are a very close group at work and we have become like a little family. I wish I could give her some advise but I haven't travelled that far yet, so I have no idea what to say to her. She is extremely overwhelmed and not sure what to expect, anyone know anything about Wales that might make her feel better?
xoxo
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.