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25.05.2017
MonsterGaGa
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Freethinkerland
23.10.2017 17:19:18
MonsterGaGa

Ohhh love this idea! Dear diary Today is just feel tired, psisically and emotionally. This time of the year, we try to get everything done at work and clients are psychological idiots. Everyone seems to be complaining all the time, no one really does anything about their situations they find themselves in. Business has been real shifty this year, so not expecting bonuses this year end specially after the lame (but neesed) increase I got. I suppose this makes me thankful, specially in this economical struggling country you realise how you must never forget the good things that do happen in life. So I'm taking this moment to give thanks to the wonderful people I have in my life. Thanks to the wonderful and beautiful surroundings I find myself having the pleasure viewing daily. Thanks to not having drama at the moment, everyone else's lives seems chaotic around me. Look the lists goes on and on, but these were defs my top 3 for today! I continue to try motivate everyone I can, the year is almost done and I have so many plans for next year! So sitting back with a glass of chardonnay and watching the bezare episode of keeping up with the kardashians, I feel blessed and fulfilled in the moment as the sun sets in a pretty hot South Africa. Xoxo

23.10.2017 17:19:18
Mellame#
lillyfee
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Freethinkerland
23.10.2017 18:03:40
lillyfee

Dear Kitty, lovers   and friends
I want to introduce you to lovely people
fighting for love and peace.
so take a look!

Hungarian 2 Tailed Dog Party Social Movement 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRB9xlyEMkY





23.10.2017 18:03:40
Melkanea
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Reasonopia
26.10.2017 18:39:33
Melkanea

Lovely post Lillyfee. that is really close to home.

Dont worry kitty happens to me all the time.
 Thats the point of journals, one loses them and then has a blast once we find them again.

26.10.2017 18:39:33
MonsterGaGa
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Freethinkerland
14.11.2017 13:11:16
MonsterGaGa

So I went to the Carnival theme party I was invited to, what a disaster... First of all the host (bless her soul) tripped over one of here 10 dog children and broke her arm badly, so instead of arriving fashionably late and glamorous I ended up going very early (before my pot of coffee) to help with set up. Got drunk before like 12 and with the insane heat we had that day most of my mime makeup was starting to make me look like a ghost of Christmas past lol!

Even though I really didn't mind setting up and nothing went to plan it was still a wonderful and silly day, that ventured into a late evening singing karaoke and having too many drinks. Later that night after we all decided to get to bed, my lover and I had quite the lovers quarrel. Needless to say he became physical and the fight got out of hand, because this typical cave man couldn't find his heart burn tablets. Is it all men that will rather ask where something is, knowing he hasn't even looked for the item himself? In my life, such a strong manly man was moaning like a baby. After finding the tablets in my drunk and tired state, this man whom I have known for half my life turns around and tells me im such a B*tch...

This made me think about the misinformed "power" people think they have calling anyone this, honey please - don't start something you cant finish.

I think I was more annoyed with that, than the stupid man child behaviour. My single girlfriend of course now cannot believe that we fight the way we do, was the first time she experience it and now will be even more off putting of relationships lol! What it comes down to for me, why call me a b... im simply someone with opinions and don't have time for useless rants about stupid things. Anyway was a bit of a misfire at the end of the night, but atleast my outfit was cute and damn did I look skinny and drunk in what looks like ALL my pics :)

Right now life can calm down a bit, no more events for this skank as work will now be taking up most of my time before the holidays start.

xoxo



14.11.2017 13:11:16
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Tinti
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Agnostica
15.11.2017 04:34:37
Tinti

This is a lovely idea!

Today I woke up late and worked a bit on my book project. Then I went downtown to pre-order Pokemon Ultra sun, or moon, whatever. As I got there the doors closed in my face :p It was 7 PM, closing time. But at least I got out. I went to Deli to get a brownie as a little booby price (Gaaaawd, Deli has yummy brownies! and went to Newsman to spy on people. This is a thing I do sometimes when I'm bored, I go to a cafe and sit down with a pen and paper and something drinkable and then I listen or look around for writing prompts. This usually gets me inspired and so it did today. I've got nothing to share, just a loose idea that I may turn into a story. I went to one of the more lunier grocery store and got a few things before going home. 

Seriously, late fall/early winter in STV is sooooo dreary! It does not only rain but it starts to get dark around 4 in the afternoon! I always get the November and January depressions, in December I'm occupied with Christmas preps so it doesn't get to me. But lately I have started to take little walks in the morning, wake up at 7 or 8, put on sweaters and leggings and just walk around, and it kinda freshens me up. The temperature is so lovely in the morning as well, so fresh! I think I need to keep that up until slush come, if it does this year. I keep hoping it doesn't, lol. We usually get at least a few days where it snows, then it turns into slush, then into ice. If it's really bad I have to depend on my dad or taxi to get around. I remember seven years ago we had slush-ice all winter, and I was basically stuck, because I live on top of a huge hill, and if I wanna get anywhere except the store I have to walk down that hill. It's a perfect iced slide. Luckily it hasn't been as bad as that for years. 

Ok, that's it for now, I better head to bed soon or I'll drop dead lol. 

xo's
The tint ;)

15.11.2017 04:34:37
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
MonsterGaGa
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Freethinkerland
29.11.2017 13:15:11
MonsterGaGa

So my bff is now moving to Wales in a few months, she just had her baby with her Welsh boyfriend and now his stealing her to go very far over seas.  Though I'm very happy for them, I'm so sad that the most normal person (according to me anyway) will now be 8000 miles away form me.

Its a big major change for someone in South Africa to move so far, we are a very close group at work and we have become like a little family. I wish I could give her some advise but I haven't travelled that far yet, so I have no idea what to say to her. She is extremely overwhelmed and not sure what to expect, anyone know anything about Wales that might make her feel better?

xoxo


29.11.2017 13:15:11
Mellame#
MonsterGaGa
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Posts: 295
Freethinkerland
09.12.2017 18:13:29
MonsterGaGa

So life is completely changing for me in the last few months. Change is such a difficult thing to process for me. I get so comfy in my own world that I forget I can't control all the players. My best friend (we have a love/hate relationship) got engaged and pregnant, and now is moving to Wales. My fun friend (also BFF) made friends with a girl I can't click with for some reason. I think I'm jealous of their young, single and carefree life. But also have a feeling they are falling in love with each other even though they don't realise it yet. Work is changing since all my favorite people left the company, it's all work and no play now. I feel stuck, like my life is standing still and everyone else is moving along without me. Starting to sound like a child crying over candy... Is there a thing such as mid life crisis? Really? Time to spice things up... Xoxo

09.12.2017 18:13:29
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