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05.05.2022 12:13:20
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05.05.2022 12:13:20
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05.05.2022 12:18:20
NICHE SYNDROME

call it a delicacy (culinary version of camp)

05.05.2022 12:18:20
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05.05.2022 12:31:07
ButterfIy

Teally wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
I’m entering my witch craft era babe

Witchcraft... era ? well that's not supposed to be a "phase thing" or whatelse... Witchcraft is something you're in or not and if you are, you do it on a daily basis, it's part of your life because it is supposed to be. It's a lifestyle. And (pardon me in advance) it's just like cooking or tidying, you do it for a reason, it is supposed to help.
Don't be one of those douchebags who fake casting maleficies or doing black magic just to be edgy... That's just stupid (and sometimes can actually be dangerous) and will never improve the images society has of witches... (keep that in mind : there is no longer witch hunts but the bullying remains in other forms -and we are really often victims of mocking and discrediting, trolling, etc...)
In addition, witchcrat is not (only) """casting spells and making weird potions""" , it also include lithotherapy, phytotherapy, energyworks, meditation / soulworks, candles-making, mediumnic things, etc... and no witch knows / is able to do all of these things.

(sorry in advance for the bad English and explanation... I'm French and tired as Hell)
I accidentally disliked your post, I meant to like it!

05.05.2022 12:31:07
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Freethinkerland
05.05.2022 12:34:12
LillyAnn

Teally wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
I’m entering my witch craft era babe

Witchcraft... era ? well that's not supposed to be a "phase thing" or whatelse... Witchcraft is something you're in or not and if you are, you do it on a daily basis, it's part of your life because it is supposed to be. It's a lifestyle. And (pardon me in advance) it's just like cooking or tidying, you do it for a reason, it is supposed to help.
Don't be one of those douchebags who fake casting maleficies or doing black magic just to be edgy... That's just stupid (and sometimes can actually be dangerous) and will never improve the images society has of witches... (keep that in mind : there is no longer witch hunts but the bullying remains in other forms -and we are really often victims of mocking and discrediting, trolling, etc...)
In addition, witchcrat is not (only) """casting spells and making weird potions""" , it also include lithotherapy, phytotherapy, energyworks, meditation / soulworks, candles-making, mediumnic things, etc... and no witch knows / is able to do all of these things.

(sorry in advance for the bad English and explanation... I'm French and tired as Hell)
Absolutely agree with you Teally! Witchcraft is the state of mind, spirit and soul. It is the way of living. It is not just a costume someone can put on and off.

05.05.2022 12:34:12

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Atheista
05.05.2022 14:33:14
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My apartment complex hired a mariachi band for cinco de mayo, they are downstairs playing. It's really beautiful <3

05.05.2022 14:33:14
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05.05.2022 14:45:46
Via_Nicole

just here for the points babes <3 xx

05.05.2022 14:45:46
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Agnostica
05.05.2022 14:53:02
Jackslackofconsent

Teally wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
I’m entering my witch craft era babe

Witchcraft... era ? well that's not supposed to be a "phase thing" or whatelse... Witchcraft is something you're in or not and if you are, you do it on a daily basis, it's part of your life because it is supposed to be. It's a lifestyle. And (pardon me in advance) it's just like cooking or tidying, you do it for a reason, it is supposed to help.
Don't be one of those douchebags who fake casting maleficies or doing black magic just to be edgy... That's just stupid (and sometimes can actually be dangerous) and will never improve the images society has of witches... (keep that in mind : there is no longer witch hunts but the bullying remains in other forms -and we are really often victims of mocking and discrediting, trolling, etc...)
In addition, witchcrat is not (only) """casting spells and making weird potions""" , it also include lithotherapy, phytotherapy, energyworks, meditation / soulworks, candles-making, mediumnic things, etc... and no witch knows / is able to do all of these things.

(sorry in advance for the bad English and explanation... I'm French and tired as Hell)
What is it with religious people and trying to control how people speak. "era" is just a common word used in internet discussions atm, moreover religious practices are for you and your mind and if op doesnt believe in it, sure! let him have these practices as simply mediative and for fun, but isnt that what religion's about??? 
Using otherworldly powers and deities to find meaning in life, self reflect and to create a stable environment for yourself is kinda why we do it..

05.05.2022 14:53:02
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Atheista
05.05.2022 15:03:43
dalbie

Teally wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
I’m entering my witch craft era babe

Witchcraft... era ? well that's not supposed to be a "phase thing" or whatelse... Witchcraft is something you're in or not and if you are, you do it on a daily basis, it's part of your life because it is supposed to be. It's a lifestyle. And (pardon me in advance) it's just like cooking or tidying, you do it for a reason, it is supposed to help.
Don't be one of those douchebags who fake casting maleficies or doing black magic just to be edgy... That's just stupid (and sometimes can actually be dangerous) and will never improve the images society has of witches... (keep that in mind : there is no longer witch hunts but the bullying remains in other forms -and we are really often victims of mocking and discrediting, trolling, etc...)
In addition, witchcrat is not (only) """casting spells and making weird potions""" , it also include lithotherapy, phytotherapy, energyworks, meditation / soulworks, candles-making, mediumnic things, etc... and no witch knows / is able to do all of these things.

(sorry in advance for the bad English and explanation... I'm French and tired as Hell)
There is really nothing wrong with using era lol.. what? I agree with some of your points about witchcraft but tbh just let people like what they like. No need to gatekeep <3

05.05.2022 15:03:43
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?   
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05.05.2022 15:43:46
AuntieLice

Era of witchcraft, era of womanhood, what's next? Era of homosexuality? Very weird

05.05.2022 15:43:46
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Atheista
05.05.2022 15:50:34
Dean Winchester

Teally wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
I’m entering my witch craft era babe

Witchcraft... era ? well that's not supposed to be a "phase thing" or whatelse... Witchcraft is something you're in or not and if you are, you do it on a daily basis, it's part of your life because it is supposed to be. It's a lifestyle. And (pardon me in advance) it's just like cooking or tidying, you do it for a reason, it is supposed to help.
Don't be one of those douchebags who fake casting maleficies or doing black magic just to be edgy... That's just stupid (and sometimes can actually be dangerous) and will never improve the images society has of witches... (keep that in mind : there is no longer witch hunts but the bullying remains in other forms -and we are really often victims of mocking and discrediting, trolling, etc...)
In addition, witchcrat is not (only) """casting spells and making weird potions""" , it also include lithotherapy, phytotherapy, energyworks, meditation / soulworks, candles-making, mediumnic things, etc... and no witch knows / is able to do all of these things.

(sorry in advance for the bad English and explanation... I'm French and tired as Hell)
Legit did not think me posting about “entering my witchcraft era” would bring such an intense reaction. It was intended to be a funny post.

I don’t owe anyone an explanation about my craft. But I really don’t enjoy the immediate assumption of my post being in bad faith. Despite what you may think, I can promise I have been practicing for much longer than you have and I know what I am doing. No I will not be specifying what type of witchcraft I do other than to say no I do not practice what you are calling “black magic”. I am unsure of what types of magic you are referring to but “white magic” should not be the only thing you can do. “Black magic” is needed to establish balance. You cannot have the day without the night. Magic is a cycle and I would suggest for you to look more closely into it. I am going to assume by “black magic” you mean to curse. I consider love magic however “black magic” because it affects how someone feels about you romantically and I personally think that is a scummy thing to do. I will say however, that the type of magic I specialize in is not considered “black magic” by most. There’s a lot of assumptions from various people based off a sentence long joke post.

05.05.2022 15:50:34
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