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Agnostica
09.05.2022 08:30:09
Jackslackofconsent

degeneracy is beautiful
what's better than completely aggravating a bunch of old purse clutching ladies 

09.05.2022 08:30:09
ur favourite psyop ;)
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Reasonopia
09.05.2022 09:29:25
PlushKlavier

Back at school after a week of vacation that didn't feel like vacation at all, I worked for like 5 days of it and only had 2 days for myself, I'm so fucking out of it this week is probably going to be more like a startup week especially since 3 of the ppl in our group project are sick

On the plus side it's going to be 21C today so I can finally hoe it up with my new booty shorts, they're super cute they have black lace on the ends and a spiderweb embroidered on it, the only struggle I will face today is deciding on whether or not I should spend my last €1.91 on one (1) iced coffee or cheap food to get me thru the week until I get paid

EDIT: Someone's blasting ABBA's Gimme Gimme Gimme in the school's courtyard god bless

09.05.2022 09:29:25

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Atheista
09.05.2022 10:32:45
pillboys

GeminiXXX wrote:
Yikes Angela! Thanks for the content for a future post!
did you just like, create a ximboland account specifically for the use of satirical posts that like seem way too circle-jerk to be actually funny, or what? do you actually enjoy fashion websites and games or are you just from reddit or something

09.05.2022 10:32:45


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09.05.2022 11:14:15
AuntieLice

Jackslackofconsent wrote:
degeneracy is beautiful
what's better than completely aggravating a bunch of old purse clutching ladies 
Yikes. Not a good look.

anemones wrote:
Lolitabonita wrote:
Does anyone else struggle with wanting attention a lot? I wouldn't go as far as calling myself an attention whore, but I'll try to be as fabulous as I can because I *really* want praise. I just wanna be a princess who gets adoration (>_<) is that too much to ask? :'0
absolutely! i love attention and praise. its the only thing that fuels me
Yikes, hope this is satire, luv.

09.05.2022 11:14:15
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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Atheista
09.05.2022 11:17:54
beebeejemima

Just dropped a bottle of perfume at work im never gonna stop smelling like CK Be for the rest of my life

09.05.2022 11:17:54

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09.05.2022 12:17:03
ButterfIy

Angela Sinner wrote:
When enough straight men treat you like a sexual object you might begin to develop a bias against them. Unfortunately for me that has been my experience. I don’t hate all straight men, I just take longer to develop trust with them.

As for women, I just don’t relate to a lack of attraction to women, so I don’t fully understand heterosexual women. I don’t have a problem with them though. 

I just immediately know that when somebody is queer I can be myself around them without hesitation. That’s why I love the LGBTQ+ community.
Wouldn’t be so sure about that to be honest. As a gay person I can tell you that the LGB+ is a place of similar bigotry, just at the opposite end. Wishing you the best on your trauma recovery.

09.05.2022 12:17:03
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 13:27:34
Lolitabonita

Ugh, my body insecurities are kicking in so badly I wish I could photoshop myself irl  :/

09.05.2022 13:27:34
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09.05.2022 14:37:38
ButterfIy

At least you can photoshop your pictures!

09.05.2022 14:37:38
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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09.05.2022 14:38:23
Milkkycathy

you would not believe what happened to my buddy jonathan today...

09.05.2022 14:38:23
milkk | he/him | please try to balance my reactions to the same numbers if possible ♥
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Atheista
09.05.2022 14:45:15
Benjigoo

As a gay man, it’s so gross to me that people think gay people are even close to as oppressed as black people are in western society. Like it’s not even close.

09.05.2022 14:45:15
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