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Atheista
10.05.2022 06:09:49
MonicaRaybrandt

i get to see hamilton tomorrow! :D

10.05.2022 06:09:49
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10.05.2022 06:13:23
Milkkycathy

I'm always more worried ABT the ppl who get up in arms ABT piss in the shower when they say stuff like oh it's dirty U just shower in pissed tub? like nah man Ur sposed to wash the shower/tub after washing anyway like do U just shower in Ur own gunk everyday lol
so idc if ppl pee in the shower if theyre being normal n washing it afterwards which U should do regardless of the pee situation anyway

10.05.2022 06:13:23
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Agnostica
10.05.2022 06:17:38
Houdina Alexandra

I need a long ass break from everything. I miss the childhood days when I had a 3 month summer vacation in which I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. Get bored, play, sleep... Probably if I had a 3 month break now I would sleep through it lmao.

10.05.2022 06:17:38

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Freethinkerland
10.05.2022 06:27:53
eatmypuss

Storytime: im cancelled in school bc i snitched on a party to the headmaster. They we're drinking alcohol and strangers we're in MY dorm corridor telling me that I was not aloud to be in the living room. They gave me no warning and when I told one of them that I'm so tired of it being loud all the time and that they should quiet down and that I wanted to talk they said "No, I wanna party." There have been idiots that have PUKED on the carpet in the living room and i am TIRED. They always leave the living room so messy and this has been going on for a YEAR every week a new party keeping me up at night. There have even been parties like this that have gone on to THREE AM in the morning, and they're drinking on school property, when they join they sign a document that says "No drinking aloud" and ALL of them have signed that agreement.

There have even been parties (Luckily not in my dorm building but in other dorm buildings) where the students have had a party and people have literally passed out from drinking. So i called the headmaster and all of them evacuated as soon as possible. Now I'm cancelled in school and there we're even strangers telling me how I was a loser and they're now expecting ME to apologize to THEM for their own actions and recklessness??! Well guess what I WIN YA'LL LOSE and I SAID WHAT I SAID and I aint takin it back! Respect me and I respect u, and if you don't respect me then Idgaf.

- TL;DR I snitched on a party and I SAID WHAT I SAID

Toodles xx



10.05.2022 06:27:53
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Freethinkerland
10.05.2022 06:41:13
Gaymemealien

I’m gonna be real honest here, I know this is a safe space and ily all sm for creating such a great community 

I think I’m in too deep in my relationship 
now don’t get me wrong I LOVE my boyfriend, but I really don’t love the way he acts sometimes. I can’t even take a picture with a guy let alone even make conversation without my bf getting mad at me. He makes me pay for everything yet complains I don’t see him as a man. Says he feels emasculated when I buy things for him yet asks me too?? Idk. When he gets mad he has EXPLOSIVE anger and cannot ever admit he’s wrong. Will immediately say let’s break up the moment things go wrong and yet he keeps saying he wants to marry me and knock me up. Honestly I could go on but point is he is really really toxic sometimes. But he lives with me and I have now invested so much money and time into this relationship and I feel like my family will just say “I told you so” if I break up with him at this point. He lives with me too so even if I ended things it would just be a WHOLE ordeal that I don’t think I could handle. This man needs serious therapy and I know he’ll never do it but if he does he could be the man of my dreams. I just feel kinda stuck. 
Any help on how to fix things is appreciated, but just taking the time to read would make me feel validated in my feelings 

10.05.2022 06:41:13
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Antitheocra
10.05.2022 06:43:12
Hiemie

well you're not cancelled on ximboland, so who cares about school, i I mean, what's real life compared to this wonderful world in which people are discussing stained pillows and gender/sex in one go!

what I really wonder; did someone find riding a pillow heinous or did they mean that specific video was heinous??

eatmypuss wrote:
Storytime: im cancelled in school bc i snitched on a party to the headmaster. They we're drinking alcohol and strangers we're in MY dorm corridor telling me that I was not aloud to be in the living room. They gave me no warning and when I told one of them that I'm so tired of it being loud all the time and that they should quiet down and that I wanted to talk they said "No, I wanna party." There have been idiots that have PUKED on the carpet in the living room and i am TIRED. They always leave the living room so messy and this has been going on for a YEAR every week a new party keeping me up at night. There have even been parties like this that have gone on to THREE AM in the morning, and they're drinking on school property, when they join they sign a document that says "No drinking aloud" and ALL of them have signed that agreement.

There have even been parties (Luckily not in my dorm building but in other dorm buildings) where the students have had a party and people have literally passed out from drinking. So i called the headmaster and all of them evacuated as soon as possible. Now I'm cancelled in school and there we're even strangers telling me how I was a loser and they're now expecting ME to apologize to THEM for their own actions and recklessness??! Well guess what I WIN YA'LL LOSE and I SAID WHAT I SAID and I aint takin it back! Respect me and I respect u, and if you don't respect me then Idgaf.

- TL;DR I snitched on a party and I SAID WHAT I SAID

Toodles xx


@gaymeme, if possible, be brave and do what you need to do

10.05.2022 06:43:12
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Secville
10.05.2022 07:53:36
morguegirl

can someone help me with these questions about the pbfc: does the registered outfit appear on the voting page for other people if the option "show this outfit to others" is disabled? and is it normal that some outfits that i've already seen keep showing?

10.05.2022 07:53:36
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Freethinkerland
10.05.2022 08:07:55
Dye96

1. yeah, if you registered the look on the PXFC page, it will show up to other players
2. if you vote for 3 outfits per round, the others will appear again in case you wanted to vote for them too

10.05.2022 08:07:55
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Agnostica
10.05.2022 08:33:39
Houdina Alexandra

Gaymemealien wrote:
I’m gonna be real honest here, I know this is a safe space and ily all sm for creating such a great community 

I think I’m in too deep in my relationship 
now don’t get me wrong I LOVE my boyfriend, but I really don’t love the way he acts sometimes. I can’t even take a picture with a guy let alone even make conversation without my bf getting mad at me. He makes me pay for everything yet complains I don’t see him as a man. Says he feels emasculated when I buy things for him yet asks me too?? Idk. When he gets mad he has EXPLOSIVE anger and cannot ever admit he’s wrong. Will immediately say let’s break up the moment things go wrong and yet he keeps saying he wants to marry me and knock me up. Honestly I could go on but point is he is really really toxic sometimes. But he lives with me and I have now invested so much money and time into this relationship and I feel like my family will just say “I told you so” if I break up with him at this point. He lives with me too so even if I ended things it would just be a WHOLE ordeal that I don’t think I could handle. This man needs serious therapy and I know he’ll never do it but if he does he could be the man of my dreams. I just feel kinda stuck. 
Any help on how to fix things is appreciated, but just taking the time to read would make me feel validated in my feelings 
Plenty of people live with toxic partners and remain in the relationship due to the longevity of if. Many people regret the fact that they did not break up with that toxic partner after years and years of trying to see the good in so many bad things.
If you had already tried to talk with him and every single time you tried things ended up badly... My advice for you is just RUN. You're the most important person in your life and you should not be shadowed by actions of someone who doesn't support you or does not have the patience and courage to do so. A relationship should be a bond, not a cry for help. And even if there is to be a cry for help, the partner should be there for you and help you with whatever they can.
Hope you gather the strength to do whatever it takes for YOU to be happy. 

10.05.2022 08:33:39

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Atheista
10.05.2022 08:37:01
Teally

ahh the shower lmao

10.05.2022 08:37:01
Life is hard, be kind <3

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