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14.05.2022 23:01:17
kimdracula

yes me too!! i wanna be 70 years old with a scarf wrapped around my head going to fairs with my friends

14.05.2022 23:01:17

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14.05.2022 23:02:21
Liilii

retiring to the countryside and going to farmers markets every weekend is my dream <3

14.05.2022 23:02:21
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14.05.2022 23:03:34
PlushKlavier

Caught the winner announcement and of fucking course Ukraine won

14.05.2022 23:03:34

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14.05.2022 23:10:50
AuntieLice

STOP THE COUNT! REAL NUMBERS OUT ON MONDAY!


People here were dragging Europe earlier and now I agree with them. 2 tragique Eurovision winners in a row. If Ukraine wasn't under invasion this song wouldn't even have been top 10, this is the same song that couldn't even win its national finals. I write for the arts, not the charts. Konstrakta is the real winner.


14.05.2022 23:10:50
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Freethinkerland
14.05.2022 23:13:55
Muffy Mynxxx

I think Serbia got the most public votes besides them right?

also everyone I’m watching with is saying they actually like ukraines song but like…? they must be lying or something I know I’m not delusional and that’s not a good song. sorry if anyone else genuinely liked it but I do NOT understand

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Reasonopia
14.05.2022 23:19:00
PlushKlavier

Ukraine's song was NOT that good imo this win is 100% political and there were better songs out there that would have absolutely placed if people didn't give Ukraine politically charged votes

14.05.2022 23:19:00

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Freethinkerland
14.05.2022 23:21:35
Muffy Mynxxx

Alina Pash is my winner

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Freethinkerland
14.05.2022 23:26:29
frutilla

kimdracula wrote:
i wanna be an old woman with long grey hair and be friends with other old women with long grey hair so bad
same. i wanna be the cool, fashionable grandma SO bad


14.05.2022 23:26:29
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14.05.2022 23:26:34
AuntieLice

I don’t remember if Serbia or Spain was second in the televote.

The most embarrassing things about it how fake this political win is. What exactly is this gonna achieve? I’m sure Putin is about to put an end to the invasion cause of some fake Eurovision victory. They won’t even be able to host next year so they won’t be getting any money from tourism. If the whole point of the contest was to help Ukraine, then just cancel the contest and donate all the money spent on it to Ukraine. A bunch of countries that were competing didn’t do anything to help Ukraine out and there have been so many countries under invasion competing with way better songs then this one over the years and no one cared. Justice for Alina Pash.

14.05.2022 23:26:34
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15.05.2022 01:14:18
emmyluna

100%. 

Eurovision has always been hugely political though no one cared when Turkey, who has had 3 ultranationalist coups since the 1970s and committed various genocides against certain peoples and religious groups since the 1900s, was sending a certain infamous militia into Armenia to support Azerbaijan during the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict. Turkey and Azerbaijan still got to compete in Eurovision despite Turkey setting this certain infamous militia on the Armenian peoples when the West was supposedly at war with this militia in the Middle East, but the Turkish state is a NATO ally, soooooo yani. 

15.05.2022 01:14:18
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