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08.02.2024 11:21:13
bxdcherri

just woke up to read this conversation and I'm HOWLING

08.02.2024 11:21:13

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08.02.2024 11:29:06
Timothee Chatroulette

the first and only time i used a bidet was in Japan and the toilet used sensors or something to aim directly at my bumhole. needless to say i jumped 

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08.02.2024 12:33:50
Theodora Dee

reading this conversation made my bowel activity go up so thanks guys <3

08.02.2024 12:33:50


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08.02.2024 15:35:29
peeslurper69

oh lbr thread arguments how i’ve missed you<3

08.02.2024 15:35:29
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Antitheocra
08.02.2024 17:23:56
space_pirate666

hehe~ bidet are expensive to buy here in EU... a few of the fancier hotels i know have them... maybe id try em but idk what to expect hehe

08.02.2024 17:23:56
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08.02.2024 17:31:20
diet melon soda

i want to try a bidet so fucking bad man you have no idea

08.02.2024 17:31:20

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Agnostica
08.02.2024 18:37:41
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space_pirate666 wrote:
hehe~ bidet are expensive to buy here in EU... a few of the fancier hotels i know have them... maybe id try em but idk what to expect hehe

Depends where you live, in Italy its in every house.

08.02.2024 18:37:41

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08.02.2024 18:50:59
Dean Winchester

ximboglizzy wrote:
Dean Winchester wrote:
If y’all ain’t shittin with a squatty potty and a bidet you’re missing out. I love you bidets I love you squatty potty I love you toilet paper do NOT take your toilets for granted having a personal toilet is so… oh my god I never want to go back to gas station or grocery store toilets if you’ve never had to live without running water or a toilet I’m telling you now it’s a blessing do NOT ever take your beautiful porcelain throne for granted
I love bidets.
I love my toilet.
I love my bathroom.

my bathroom or any for that matter is like my recharge station.
class sucks? go shit.
need a reason to check your phone without looking rude? go shit.
need a quick vape break? go piss girl.
and what the fuck can anyone say about it??????? hm?????????????????? 

manager is asking you why you spent so long in the bathroom- ''oh im lactose intolerant, sorry.'' 
 what will they do?
 wh a t. can. they do.



 my bathroom is my safe space.

SAME when I’m at work and I don’t wanna be there I go sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes and if anyone asks well baby I got IBS y’all can’t do shit against me it’s a medical condition

08.02.2024 18:50:59
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08.02.2024 19:35:31
ambercrystals

would definitely try a bidet but i think id probably jump a little every time even if i'm expecting it lol. i imagine the feeling of water hitting you takes some getting used to

08.02.2024 19:35:31

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08.02.2024 20:27:40
fudanshi

bidets are a whole spiritual journey for the inexperienced

08.02.2024 20:27:40

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