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Atheista
14.02.2024 15:23:21
Ascelina

afaik it means they trust you and love you :)

14.02.2024 15:23:21
love you ~
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Freethinkerland
14.02.2024 16:12:25
cokewhoreBambi

Smoothie King is the devil!!!

But seriously their bowls taste super sugary and toxic 

14.02.2024 16:12:25
Do i look like a slut? Is it the way i move my butt? Is it how my clothes are cut??? I don't give a fuck.
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Atheista
14.02.2024 16:14:55
Timothee Chatroulette

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

14.02.2024 16:14:55
  
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Reasonopia
14.02.2024 18:58:06
PunishedPooperz

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bimbo? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

14.02.2024 18:58:06
I'm dA JoKa BaYbEE! 
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Agnostica
14.02.2024 19:58:19
craigslist-stripper

Piss on me. Flippin piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then poop fart on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay bimbo and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

14.02.2024 19:58:19

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Atheista
14.02.2024 20:24:30
Heydi

I’ve never heard that one craigslist so im experiencing the horror that it might be original

but then again yesterday my friend sung that skibidi toilet song to the tune of the five nights at freddy song


14.02.2024 20:24:30
she/they 
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
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Freethinkerland
14.02.2024 20:27:49
xoxoHelloKtty

im so confused on whats going on but ill roll with it

14.02.2024 20:27:49

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Atheista
14.02.2024 20:39:44
Gemima1984

bimboified copypasta hahaha

14.02.2024 20:39:44
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Secville
14.02.2024 20:58:54
hotpinkminiskirt555

SPARKLE EVERYDAY 

14.02.2024 20:58:54
he call me sugar cookie cuz i got cocaine in my pussy
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Agnostica
14.02.2024 21:01:33
craigslist-stripper

Heydi wrote:
I’ve never heard that one craigslist so im experiencing the horror that it might be original

but then again yesterday my friend sung that skibidi toilet song to the tune of the five nights at freddy song

its a vintage tumblr pasta, fine aged since 2013. it has stuck with me for so long im glad i could pass along the horror

14.02.2024 21:01:33

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