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01.08.2020 18:08:11
AlienPrinceFromVenus

cowboy wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
we need an outfit category that's like... fightin... dress like you're ready to kill... 
date/romantic. if u dont brawl in full medieval armor on ur first date wyd
"It's not a wedding if someone doesn't have a sword"

-me, earlier today

01.08.2020 18:08:11
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01.08.2020 19:09:14
torrenoia

cowboy wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
we need an outfit category that's like... fightin... dress like you're ready to kill... 
date/romantic. if u dont brawl in full medieval armor on ur first date wyd
but sir i already have a date/romantic outfit :(

01.08.2020 19:09:14
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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01.08.2020 19:12:01
Lil' George Bubblegum



We live in a society

01.08.2020 19:12:01
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01.08.2020 19:17:01
Dye96

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:


We live in a society
He doesn't like Tik Tok because his term is also tick tick tocking

01.08.2020 19:17:01
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01.08.2020 19:24:02
Lil' George Bubblegum

He doesn't like it because the mean teenagers are bullying him there and it hurt his adult fee fees :(
For real though, who would be surprised if that was the case? Wouldn't be the first time in history something like this happened lol

01.08.2020 19:24:02
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01.08.2020 19:31:27
cowboy

I think its something about it being a Chinese company. There's been talks of Microsoft buying TikTok for it to be used in the US, and the white house is involved. Its the racism <3

01.08.2020 19:31:27
 
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01.08.2020 19:46:35
Lil' George Bubblegum

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised about that either. There are lots of bad reasons why he'd do this tbh, but most can be reduced to him being an ass :^

01.08.2020 19:46:35
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01.08.2020 20:14:39
CinnamonSugar

Re:Tik Tok
I think the real reason is security flaws. India has already banned it for this reason.


On a different note....I learned something new on BimboLand today. I received a large chest which contained 3 of the ink artifacts for 3 different % offs. 
I've seen different lengths of time before (24, 48, 72 hours), but I don't think I've seen different % discounts before. 

01.08.2020 20:14:39
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01.08.2020 20:26:36
queengenevieve

 i will only stop being depressed when i can live in a cob house


01.08.2020 20:26:36
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01.08.2020 21:40:33
tuttifruti

there sure is nothing better than reading webcomics all day long and avoid my feelings!!!

01.08.2020 21:40:33

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