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Atheista
01.04.2024 00:59:43
alexa pro

fantastic website

01.04.2024 00:59:43
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Antitheocra
01.04.2024 01:05:43
EnthusiasticNaps

im full of reasons i think

01.04.2024 01:05:43

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01.04.2024 01:15:04
olivia rodrigo

definitely functional website <3

01.04.2024 01:15:04
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Reasonopia
01.04.2024 06:02:09
Islam

site was working fine except for one glitch...

my older cousin and brother in law, may allah protect him, suddenly went to jail.
we understood it must have been a glitch because police did not give any reason or explanation - and it was shortly before election day.

we pray this glitch is fixed soon, but police here are about the same as mexico, so if allah doesn't fix the glitch i don't know what to do. 

01.04.2024 06:02:09
السلام
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Atheista
01.04.2024 07:16:40
Saturday

Can someone tell me why there are so many Islamic troll accounts it reminds me of that weird Indian cult on moviestarplanet

01.04.2024 07:16:40
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Freethinkerland
01.04.2024 08:35:59
Mary from CanogaPark

i cant beleif it... notbody camet o my website party... 

01.04.2024 08:35:59
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Reasonopia
01.04.2024 11:35:57
Islam

i was wondering why the site was so inactive on election day, but the reports about everything being broken were true.
everyone over a certain level who is not a senator (*) will get a redirect error and not be able to load the website at all after logging in. 

(* i have not confirmed this part myself, but that genuinely seems to be the case)

i am here to let you godless honorless ximbos know that this is 100% a punishment from allah right now for jailing my brother. if the only true muslim soul on here doesn't get a vote, neither does anyone else. 
allah works in mysterious ways but at least we see some sort of justice in the end.

peace be with you all and even though it is divine punishment, i hope your unfair election can still continue somehow.








01.04.2024 11:35:57
السلام
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Antitheocra
01.04.2024 14:17:35
SinksTears

bxdcherri wrote:
The sites broken for anyone not a senator and over the level limit to vote. HOWLING. You can’t make this shit up
I was SO confused to why it wouldn't let me on

01.04.2024 14:17:35
 
 
 

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Atheista
01.04.2024 15:25:32
Jake Gyllenhaal

the site has been working for an hour now, but i couldn't vote cause i'm a citizen... i hope citizens will still get to vote but i don't think that's probable :/ 

01.04.2024 15:25:32

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01.04.2024 16:20:20
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

alexa pro wrote:
fantastic website
it's going to be bigger than facebook :hearteyes:

01.04.2024 16:20:20
 

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The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
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