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2cute4uboo
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42422
Reputation: 23602
Posts: 1186
Atheista
22.01.2025 23:01:49
2cute4uboo

i just saw my ex and his gf and she lives around my neighborhood...girl she might even live right next to me who knows...but she's close... and it FREAKS ME OUT LOLLL DX

22.01.2025 23:01:49

Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1609763
Reputation: 61989
Posts: 1237
Antitheocra
22.01.2025 23:24:49
Pollyx

Sorry to butt in here while you're all being real! Quickly: for those who missed the pop-up, go check out Tattoo Tuesday (though it is no longer Tuesday), a flash sale on some new tattoos and piercings. I neglected to post here and in a few places early so I'm going to give the sale another 14hrs or so before the prices go back up (so it'll switch around 2pm XL time on the 23rd)


Tattoo Tuesday FLASH SALE!



22.01.2025 23:24:49
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Aveda
Level 101
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 818670
Reputation: 47603
Posts: 935
Antitheocra
23.01.2025 01:46:42
Aveda

2cute4uboo wrote: (original post HERE)
i just saw my ex and his gf and she lives around my neighborhood...girl she might even live right next to me who knows...but she's close... and it FREAKS ME OUT LOLLL DX
After i dumped my first boyfriend he started dating my neighbor .... I think he rlly thought he was doing his big one with that LOL

23.01.2025 01:46:42
hxcgirl
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3344
Reputation: 2564
Posts: 13
Antitheocra
23.01.2025 01:47:58
hxcgirl

<3

23.01.2025 01:47:58

rainforestpoosay
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 233
Reputation: 215
Posts: 1
Antitheocra
23.01.2025 02:43:24
rainforestpoosay

hai :P

23.01.2025 02:43:24
KittyOnyx
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 121609
Reputation: 24787
Posts: 564
Freethinkerland
23.01.2025 04:29:17
KittyOnyx

So i accidentally illegally parked in front of the store today while getting my dad his medication, leaving him in the car since he's blind and its just easier this way. TELL ME WHY I come out of the store after 30 mins to a cop parked next to my car!! Cops starts going off about how i was illegally parked and my dad never once looked at the cop sitting next to him. "He shouldve noticed me!" I started laughing hysterically and said "He's blind, he cant see anything!! Did you knock on the window??" "Noo.. I thought he'd just see me and move the car." "Well thats kinda your fault innit?" The look on his face was fucking priceless! I didnt even get a ticket!!

23.01.2025 04:29:17

tibby
Level 80
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 403488
Reputation: 77249
Posts: 4012
Agnostica
23.01.2025 04:59:00
tibby

oh goodness lmao, im glad it worked out :)

23.01.2025 04:59:00
    

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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