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Freethinkerland
03.04.2025 16:06:03
Parker123

well, she sounds hideous ! (from that state-farm commercial) lol

03.04.2025 16:06:03
I like eggs. <3
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2025 16:09:16
Chiiwi

LMAO ikr, haven't heard that reference in AGES.

03.04.2025 16:09:16
 
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2025 16:41:49
mbbybbby

trauma dump in 3…2…1 (also trigger warning for death) 
I work in the er as a social worker and let me tell yall I had the most terrible absolute nightmare of a shift last night. without giving too much of my info out, it’s a trauma hospital so we have normal traumas that come in but they’re usually adults. I’ve also become pretty desensitized to those, just bc they happen so often. last night we had a baby. only a few months old. ended up passing away. I feel like I keep replaying the parents screaming. I need a pick me up or a margarita I can’t decide which one. sorry for the trauma dump!! might delete later idk 

03.04.2025 16:41:49
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Agnostica
03.04.2025 16:48:07
tibby

good heavens. i hate that that’s something you experience in your work. sending you all the love i can mbby <3 take care of yourself

03.04.2025 16:48:07
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2025 16:54:20
mbbybbby

it’s definitely not my favorite job I’ve ever had and it is definitely the most traumatizing so far. I think today will be a rot in bed kind of day :-)

03.04.2025 16:54:20
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Atheista
03.04.2025 16:54:25
miruu

that's fucking awful, im so sorry you and the parents went through that :( hope today is better, and like tibby said pls take care of yourself. you're doing your best

03.04.2025 16:54:25
 
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2025 19:51:31
Parker123

dear gosh. as someone who's been in the hospital off and on the last two months, i see you <3 I hope you know how much you are appreciated. a hospital is like a body and without all of the organs and the blood flow and etc, it just doesn't work as it should. Thank you for what you do :)!

03.04.2025 19:51:31
I like eggs. <3
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2025 20:14:22
cannabisbimbo

Oh mbbybbby that’s awful, I’m so sorry. I’m sure you have a very empathetic nature, so a loss like this must cut especially deep. Grief work is hard because the grief is rooted in immense love, so it doesn’t go away. All you can do is be there, and you were. That is extremely important work.  

03.04.2025 20:14:22
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Atheista
03.04.2025 20:20:07
alexa pro

best wishes to you MB, thats intense but peace to you and kindness to you at this time

03.04.2025 20:20:07
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Antitheocra
03.04.2025 21:16:26
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