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14.08.2020 01:49:11
Lil' George Bubblegum

How dare u say cats are evil

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14.08.2020 01:49:47
Classy Joe

Well they are annoying and selfish and never listen to you 

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14.08.2020 01:50:45
Classy Joe

I could be having a heart attack dying and my pet cat would still meow for her food and not care I'm dying. 

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14.08.2020 02:07:17
Lil' George Bubblegum

Classy Joe wrote:
Well they are annoying and selfish and never listen to you 
Are you describing a cat or the boomers of my family

14.08.2020 02:07:17
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14.08.2020 02:07:55
Classy Joe

Both?

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14.08.2020 02:19:31
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
How dare u say cats are evil
I second this. My pet cats have helped me through nights when I couldn't sleep because I quite literally was convinced I was dying and it was a torturous mental state to be in. They can recognize distress and they help by purring on your lap which was exactly what I needed. Company.

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14.08.2020 02:21:52
Classy Joe

Well maybe evil was going too far but they can be selfish and annoying and not listen to you at times. Unless it's just my cat. On the plus side she doesn't go crazy when you pick her up or anything which is nice.

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14.08.2020 02:33:12
Classy Joe

I apologise to anyone I upset or offended by what I said about cats. 

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14.08.2020 02:37:54
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Classy Joe wrote:
Well maybe evil was going too far but they can be selfish and annoying and not listen to you at times. Unless it's just my cat. On the plus side she doesn't go crazy when you pick her up or anything which is nice.
I don't like this line of thinking because I think honestly it stems from humans approaching pet cats with the same mentality as they would a dog. First of all humans are selfish all the time. That's like. Normal. That's basic survival, that doesn't stop us from forming social bonds, and neither is it stopping cats from doing the same. Our society has this delusion that thinking of yourself first is a crime because some dumb fuck 2000 years ago went way too hard on the humility train or something.

Second of all, cats aren't pack animals like dogs are. They do run in packs sometimes, specifically female cats do, but they have a completely different dynamic to them. Hence a human isn't really a leader to a cat like they might be to a dog.

Thirdly, cats don't listen to you because cats haven't been bred to listen to you. Cats are in human homes originally because they were pest exterminators. Dogs were work animals, shepherds, guards. Cats and humans used to have a very give and take relationship. We fed the cat, let it come and go as it liked, and it took its main residence on our lands and kept the pests away. Often it didn't even sleep in the home. As a result house cats will interact with humans differently than dogs (that is, in addition to them being completely different species which have their species specific social habits and language.)

I'm losing my original thought here badly. Well but basically cats aren't heartless sadists, humans are just stupid and think they're dogs.

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14.08.2020 02:40:52
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I'm not mad or offended at you, though maybe I sound like it. I just think there is this cultural perception about cats that stems from humans approaching cats and their opinions about cats in a stupid way.

Cats do annoying cat things like climb to places they shouldn't, drop and break things, come on your lap and bite you (why? Why must you???) Which is fine. It's just something that I as a cat owner accept as a Thing That Happens when you live with a cat.

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