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17.08.2020 02:14:16
Lil' George Bubblegum

Sometimes I remember a Jolyne Cujoh cosplay done by a Chinese bodybuilder lady and all my thoughts fly out of my head because stronk

17.08.2020 02:14:16
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17.08.2020 02:18:06
queengenevieve



17.08.2020 02:18:06
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17.08.2020 02:20:02
morguegirl

morguegirl wrote:
i dyed my hair black with white highlights and now i look like an old lady with growing white hair
expectation


reality


17.08.2020 02:20:02
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17.08.2020 03:25:09
Lil' George Bubblegum

Me: ugh I need to learn how to do some proper stitches to fix my clothes
Also me: *ends up learning embroidery stitches because my brain lost focus and just went "ooh fancy stitches" instead of what I needed*

17.08.2020 03:25:09
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17.08.2020 04:26:55
Saphyre

morguegirl wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
i dyed my hair black with white highlights and now i look like an old lady with growing white hair
expectation


reality
jajajjajajaja xD


17.08.2020 04:26:55
Nothing.
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17.08.2020 06:03:51
Lil' George Bubblegum

I really should've learned how to ride a bike...

17.08.2020 06:03:51
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17.08.2020 10:52:56
tuttifruti

fallout new vegas is so superior to fallout 3 man..... like, i enjoyed them both, but i can't remember ONE memorable quest or dlc from fallout 3, while in new vegas i love almost all of them..... sigh

17.08.2020 10:52:56
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17.08.2020 13:45:28
cowboy

queengenevieve wrote:

this made me ugly laugh

17.08.2020 13:45:28
 
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17.08.2020 15:45:16
queengenevieve

cowboy wrote:
queengenevieve wrote:

this made me ugly laugh
good

17.08.2020 15:45:16
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Freethinkerland
17.08.2020 16:54:15
CinnamonSugar

Seborrheic dermatitis sucks. I get this dry, flaky, itchy skin. So, then, of course, I scratch and oops, now my skin is bleeding. 

I had it under control for a while but I have a flare up on my face. So, my nose is red with flaky circles of skin. It really hurts when the skin inside my nostrils starts flaking. 

Of course, when I called my doctor's office, she's on vacation. Luckily, she is part of a larger practice, so another Doc wrote a script for me. But it can take some time before the ointment works.   


Also, what?! Are people really putting images in their debates? I haven't seen this. I've seen emoticons, but not images. 

17.08.2020 16:54:15
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