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19.08.2020 22:11:58
tuttifruti

my dad was saying people who think the pandemic is over are idiots, and he's right, but hearing that from the man who defends the president so much is just... bitter

so i said: oh!! so you agree that the president is an idiot?
him: he never said anything about the pandemic being over.
me: right. cause he never acknowledged it to start with.

and then he shut up. but it doesn't matter, he'll never change his mind anyways...

19.08.2020 22:11:58
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Agnostica
19.08.2020 22:29:54
SpermLover

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) is pretty good if you wanna watch a bunch of vampires being idiots
Her (2013) is good if you want to watch a bit of drama and feel more for an AI and the protagonists coworkers than the protag himself
Obvious Hobbit inclusion for good fantasy here because I don't watch a lot of this genre, at least not of the high quality ones. Most recent fantasy film I watched was Legend (1985) and it sucked, but at least I got to see Tim Curry as a 2 meter tall horned devil so who's really losing here huh
Talking about him, Clue (1985) can be kinda funny, but it can be a bit dated at times. And it's also utterly ridiculous because it's based on the tabletop game so 10/10 big mood
I rarely find horror films good, but according to some of my friends, Get Out (2017) is good and unfortunately kinda realistic in the sense that it COULD happen. But if you wanna watch something that aged badly and can be utterly ridiculous now (even though it was popular back then), Paranormal Activity (2007). Martyrs (the Canadian one from 2008) is also kinda dated and more of a French Cinénatique(tm) Extremism film, but eh, some people think it was good
Obligatory Taxi Driver (1979) addition because I'm biased and liked this film unironically
Also mandatory Shape of Water and Pan's Labyrinth inclusion. Also, Alien (1979) aged quite well if you ask me

In conclusion: I'm biased and a snob

oh wow Thank you for all of these suggestions! Ive already seen some of these but i will def check out the ones i havent! 



19.08.2020 22:29:54
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Atheista
19.08.2020 23:20:24
Lil' George Bubblegum

Can't even complain about being unable to do my college classes because my computer can't support the software needed for them without my mom going "if you didn't have all those stupid games installed maybe it'd run" like
:-)
Sure that's why they won't run properly, nothing to do with my CPU being crap or my computer being old : - )

19.08.2020 23:20:24
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Atheista
20.08.2020 00:56:21
Angel Dust

picked up a huge costume cross from a junk pile. kinda epic

20.08.2020 00:56:21
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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Secville
20.08.2020 01:04:55
morguegirl

what's the point of having an "extreme" difficulty in the duels if you have no chance of winning and when you reach the stats of the bimbos/himbos that were considered extreme for you and finally have a chance to win they turn into "ambitious" or "tough" or "intermediate"?

20.08.2020 01:04:55
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20.08.2020 02:06:48
Lil' George Bubblegum

VARG VIKERNES WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY COUNTRY ON THE INTERNET (READ: BEING A RACIST FUCK WHO NEEDS TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE) AND EVERYONE DECIDED TO TROLL-SPAM HIM WITH PICTURES OF AN OLD BRAZILIAN FOOTBALL PLAYER NAKED I'M


GOD BLESS THE BRAZILIAN INTERNET

20.08.2020 02:06:48
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20.08.2020 03:44:37
morguegirl

this outfit i'm wearing right now is my best outfit ever i finally did what i was trying to do since i created my bimbo

20.08.2020 03:44:37
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Atheista
20.08.2020 04:07:12
Big Boy JENKINS

morguegirl wrote:
what's the point of having an "extreme" difficulty in the duels if you have no chance of winning and when you reach the stats of the bimbos/himbos that were considered extreme for you and finally have a chance to win they turn into "ambitious" or "tough" or "intermediate"?
wait so does this mean that duels yield less money in general the more you progress through the game?? Doubtle you tee eff


20.08.2020 04:07:12
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20.08.2020 04:45:19
Lil' George Bubblegum

Getting 10 sex appeal points in the lottery like "gee thanks for nothing game :)"

20.08.2020 04:45:19
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20.08.2020 05:21:23
Classy Joe

It's just luck pretty much you need 3 to win and you might only have 3 spots you can beat the other person on. I try some 6s and it's luck, sometimes I have won. I have lost on 2s before. I am going by diamonds won over the level of difficulty since that's how I decide who I duel.

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