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Secville
04.10.2020 03:18:00
morguegirl

my outfit for the pastel goth contest is ready!!!!!!!!!!1 i can't wait for the 8th!

04.10.2020 03:18:00
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Atheista
04.10.2020 05:23:58
Lil' George Bubblegum

Why am I creating so many hulking speedy bois in my games like
I look at armored characters who are technically supposed to be slow on almost all games I'm currently playing and go "hm. but what if they were fast"

04.10.2020 05:23:58
Citizen

Level 175
Sex Appeal 4256713
Reputation 120570
Posts 1697
Secville
04.10.2020 08:17:01
morguegirl

they ate my mint ice cream!!! i'm so angry!!! i don't understand why i feel so angry about stupid things like this >:'(((( i want to shout at the window rn

04.10.2020 08:17:01
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Freethinkerland
04.10.2020 12:00:48
CinnamonSugar

Why does my bimbo have almost no pants?

04.10.2020 12:00:48
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Atheista
04.10.2020 16:34:40
Lil' George Bubblegum

I just remembered there's a mediocre neckbeard programmer on the next semester and everyone treats him like he's a genius when, in fact, he's just mediocre at best and an asshole.
He threw his backpack across the college a bunch of times while yelling simply because things weren't going his way.
He caused a huge goddamn drama with a girl because she refused to facecam him as he had a crush on her and she had a boyfriend.
He literally tells women they live life on "easy mode" and defends the rights to own guns like it'll miraculously save his life next time someone invades his house, even after you exemplify to him how it was actually used more as a tool of oppression (like when my grandfather would threaten his own kids with a shotgun to force my grandma back to him) than an "act of heroism".
He literally objectifies real women in his art without their consent and complains about women not wanting him.
He's 40 year old.
God, the bar is really set underground for cishet men. I know I'm a terrible programmer, but the fact people treat him, who's also a terrible programmer, like a genius simply because he's a "tortured soul"? Fuck off

04.10.2020 16:34:40
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Freethinkerland
04.10.2020 20:25:53
Dye96

I feel so anxious right now, I'm probably gonna puke

04.10.2020 20:25:53
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Level 33
Sex Appeal 28590
Reputation 16507
Posts 1111
Atheista
04.10.2020 21:00:12
Lil' George Bubblegum

Maybe I'm full of shit but GOD does it feel like excruciating pain watching chess matches of grandmasters where they do a bunch of rookie mistakes




Anyway shogi is the superior game and thats that

04.10.2020 21:00:12
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Level 27
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Posts 281
Atheista
04.10.2020 22:34:07
tuttifruti

will i ever be happy with the way i shade my drawings? seriously nothing seems right... and on that note, i feel like i'm stuck and can't ever improve cause i'm too uncomfortable with trying new things...
i think i'm really good at the stuff i usually do, but that's all. the problem is there's too much i DON'T do and therefore, suck at.
and "get out of your comfort zone" doesn't work for me bc i'm, for some reason, terrified of doing that when it comes to literally anything

04.10.2020 22:34:07
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Atheista
04.10.2020 22:40:44
Lil' George Bubblegum

Honestly, don't push yourself too hard in that regard if you're like me.
I've become so critical of my own art that I barely finish anything by now and feel like bad critiques (as in, those who rate my art negatively) hit thrice as hard and doubt the good ones as a result
So, yeah, don't push yourself that hard. Take your time if you can do so

04.10.2020 22:40:44
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Level 33
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Posts 1111
Atheista
04.10.2020 23:14:19
Lil' George Bubblegum

Tried to make a Gay Rights Eddie the Head cosplay but the shops lack the stuff I need for that and it looked like Greddie the Great Value Head :(

04.10.2020 23:14:19

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