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Atheista
12.10.2020 21:47:17
tuttifruti

the twice girls are always beautiful, but in feel special they're on a whole nother level... seriously wtf how can one be so pretty

12.10.2020 21:47:17
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Atheista
12.10.2020 22:06:53
Big Boy JENKINS

adeeliiina wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
i don't get why "extreme" duels exist if you can't win them
Neither do I :))






12.10.2020 22:06:53
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
Citizen

Level 33
Sex Appeal 28590
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Atheista
12.10.2020 22:19:05
Lil' George Bubblegum

Feeling like crap because I can't even be a functional human being
I know I haven't done what I was supposed to. I haven't even done what I wanted to do.
Just forget I exist by this point

12.10.2020 22:19:05
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Reasonopia
12.10.2020 22:59:28
adeeliiina

Im nursing and sleepy AF. It's 1 am here :((

12.10.2020 22:59:28
  
                               
                               “Live life in full bloom and let your dreams blossom"


Citizen

Level 27
Sex Appeal 14844
Reputation 8780
Posts 281
Atheista
13.10.2020 00:06:07
tuttifruti

today was a crazy day in the brazilian art community

13.10.2020 00:06:07
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Level 31
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Posts 149
Reasonopia
13.10.2020 00:18:27
cowgirl

so i've been obsessed w among us lately but every time i get impostor i get hot and sweaty and my heart beats fast and i get really choked up and nauseous? last night i was playing as impostor and basically immediately got caught and i had a full blown panic attack and was like straight up sobbing in a discord call of 9 other people muted while they were all asking me questions and i did not answer <3 bghjjrfbghjrfbdg it was embarrassing but everyone was really nice about it though. i love the game because 99% of the time i'm crew but when i'm not i get really upset because the idea of lying makes me sick and it's stressful to have your impostor partner rely on you. will i be playing again tonight though? yes. 

13.10.2020 00:18:27
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

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Level 13
Sex Appeal 1824
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Posts 1
Atheista
13.10.2020 00:52:23
megamilf

bruh my mom found my whiskey and my weed and didnt do anything with it which is cool but like did you miss the depression warning signs lecture from when i was in 6th grade lmao

13.10.2020 00:52:23

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Level 33
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Atheista
13.10.2020 01:12:20
Lil' George Bubblegum

I'm at my limit and my body's showing it because I'm literally having a headache-and-fever flare and I can't even explain it to my family because they'll either try to blame me for something or accuse one another for causing it. And if that happens I'm going to fucking explode

13.10.2020 01:12:20
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Atheista
13.10.2020 02:29:38
torrenoia

communism

13.10.2020 02:29:38
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Level 15
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Atheista
13.10.2020 02:36:05
College boy

Communism  Know Your Meme
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OO eee ooo ah ah - suction


13.10.2020 02:36:05
The Gachi revolution is here.
ASS ♂ WE ♂ CAN

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