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27.10.2020 18:36:29
adeeliiina

gavelenvy wrote:
the autumn up here has been so inconsistent... almost to the end of october and it still doesn't feel like fall! still excited for halloween, though, even though it's just a zoom call in costume this year. :P
Really..? Where are you from..?
Cause in Austria it really feels like fall... and unfortunately it‘s rainy almost every day :((

27.10.2020 18:36:29
  
                               
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27.10.2020 19:17:19
Lil' George Bubblegum

Sometimes I get an emotional/identity crisis about the fact I am part of the last generation born in the 20th century and wonder if this is really my time to be alive at all or if I should've shown up earlier or later than that
Too late to enjoy the 90s, as I was born in 2000, and too early to truly enjoy the future :(

27.10.2020 19:17:19
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Freethinkerland
27.10.2020 19:39:28
Dye96

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Man one of my favorite things is when people write the sounds of the English language with the grammar as syllabic sounds of a different one like
If I were to write "how are you" in the Portuguese writing system to denote the noises you have to use it'd literally turn out like "rôu ari iú" and I think that's funny
"Hau ar iu" in Romanian lol

27.10.2020 19:39:28
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27.10.2020 21:11:32
adeeliiina

Dye96 wrote:
Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Man one of my favorite things is when people write the sounds of the English language with the grammar as syllabic sounds of a different one like
If I were to write "how are you" in the Portuguese writing system to denote the noises you have to use it'd literally turn out like "rôu ari iú" and I think that's funny
"Hau ar iu" in Romanian lol

Yeah :))) exactly like this :))
“aim fain end hau ar iu?“ LOL

27.10.2020 21:11:32
  
                               
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28.10.2020 02:06:43
Big Boy JENKINS

i have to work a nine hour shift on hallwoeen hurt punch yell

28.10.2020 02:06:43
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
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Freethinkerland
28.10.2020 08:14:04
Cum_Dumpster

All kinds of POed that some douche has the nerve to try and break into my moms car when it is right in front of our lit front porch. I'm right on the other side of the window listening to them rustling their shit around like "Welp thanks asshole, now I'm not gonna sleep for three days, damn anxiety!"
And I don't give a crap about my own anxiety, but now after it all, my dogs are super amped up, my parents are scared/angry, and my husband is a nervous wreck.
Screw people.

28.10.2020 08:14:04
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
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Freethinkerland
28.10.2020 09:57:23
Angelia

Kinda wish there was more clothing options for pregnant bimbos tbh

28.10.2020 09:57:23
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Freethinkerland
28.10.2020 11:57:48
CinnamonSugar

IDK what just happened. I thought I clicked "Fight" under someone's outfit but instead of the pop-up asking me to confirm a fight, I got a pop-up asking me if I want to buy their outfit....Maybe I should have taken a screenshot...Never happened before. I didn't know we could buy someone's outfit???

28.10.2020 11:57:48
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28.10.2020 13:53:21
Anna Lena

adeeliiina wrote:
Dye96 wrote:
Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Man one of my favorite things is when people write the sounds of the English language with the grammar as syllabic sounds of a different one like
If I were to write "how are you" in the Portuguese writing system to denote the noises you have to use it'd literally turn out like "rôu ari iú" and I think that's funny
"Hau ar iu" in Romanian lol

Yeah :))) exactly like this :))
“aim fain end hau ar iu?“ LOL
Haha that's amazing!
It would be "háo ár ju?" in Hungarian 

28.10.2020 13:53:21
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28.10.2020 16:46:31
Lil' George Bubblegum

I'm so tired of ppl making r*pe and sexual assault jokes as if they're funny.
They're not, dude. They just aren't.

28.10.2020 16:46:31

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