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02.11.2020 21:01:21
honorscollege

Dye96 wrote:
Such a great time to live in Romania where you don't have to choose which senile man should lead the country
throwback to when people were saying bernie sanders was too old to be president and now the two candidates are completely senile

02.11.2020 21:01:21
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02.11.2020 21:25:48
Lil' George Bubblegum

I wonder how Jane Austen must feel knowing Pride and Prejudice still leaves people scandalized because THE ROMANCE. IT'S SO STRONG YOU CAN TOUCH IT

02.11.2020 21:25:48
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03.11.2020 00:26:51
Lil' George Bubblegum

Me, looking at Mr Darcy from the BBC's version of Pride and Prejudice:



03.11.2020 00:26:51
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03.11.2020 00:44:46
Mona Elizabeth

honorscollege wrote:
Also, can I just say, her outfit is hideous. I think we should just delete comments and ignore her.
Lmaooo fr though. I bet "she" is actually a fifty year old man on the wrong side of the internet. Not that fifty year old men aren't welcome here, we just don't want the Trump supporters. I left her comment up on my page just so I could respond and show everyone that I DO NOT support Trump. 


03.11.2020 00:44:46
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
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03.11.2020 01:18:55
Big Boy JENKINS

my question is why did they choose to target bimboland of all places. Bimboland, the appareently fetish-adjacent dressup website whose creators left it to die and whose only image assets are  stock photos with the watermarks.  Bimboland, the website wherein immediately upon joining you are asked what flavour of leftist your bimbo is.  I just want to know what the thoguht process was

03.11.2020 01:18:55
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03.11.2020 01:36:59
peeslurper69

first comment i've ever deleted was that trump thing lmfao

03.11.2020 01:36:59
your reluctant optimist 
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03.11.2020 02:33:00
Big Boy JENKINS

Do you ever just go INSANE insane just insane all the time. Just listen okay. Okay. I'm can't stop thinking about cereal. Mascots. The cartoons in cereal boxes. But i cannot tell a lie. It is my most toxic trait. Because brand endoresement is NOT my style. I cannot help this, all advertisising tricks fail on me eexcept the cartoon characters on ceareal boxes.  For eyars, this has been teh only thing to work on me and infleunce my mind. It is my achilles heal. Nothing else is like this not even the cartoon fcharacters on other kinds of foods like the keeblers elf and the tuna fish guy do nothing for me its just cereal.  I cant escape it antd now i want ot do nothing but talk ad think about cereal mascots.  And cereal mascot facts. I'm going to go bonkers. Basically if you see posting on every other post in the cerael mascots thread with cereal mascots essays please look teh other way i do not condone this behvavior. But alrso i really like boo berry. Help

03.11.2020 02:33:00
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03.11.2020 02:35:54
torrenoia

jenkins we need to create a cereal brand where the mascot is a milf

03.11.2020 02:35:54
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03.11.2020 02:38:57
Big Boy JENKINS

OH MY GOD WAIT

THAT JUST REMINDED ME

THERE IS A CEREAL MASCOT THAT IS A MILF


MAMA TONY!!!!!!!!!!!

03.11.2020 02:38:57
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03.11.2020 02:42:19
Big Boy JENKINS

HWOEVER. I Agree that there should be a milf with a cereal of her very own. SO, here is my proposition. My cereal fanficotn if you will.  OK so, it is a apple cerael. And its just a bunch of apples blown to bits and shoved into a box.  The cereal is called "Granny's Smithereens".  And the mascot ois a sexy grandma (Like this but sexy)

Wait, tahts a GILF. Can a grandmosther still be a milf since shes the moms mom? Is she still in the running? Lets find out.

03.11.2020 02:42:19
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Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
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2007

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