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Agnostica
05.04.2020 18:06:54
Caecilian

Did you know April is autism awareness month? pretty cool.

05.04.2020 18:06:54
they/them or e/em
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Atheista
06.04.2020 13:33:12
Tyetyus

Callliope wrote:
Tyetyus wrote:
Having my first online zumba class today!
How was it? I'm wondering if I should sign up for one have never tried zumba
If you like dancing and latino tunes you will love it. I have been going for 5 years now and I can tell you it is challenging in the beginning, and takes a few classes to get the hang of the moves, but its totally worth it!

06.04.2020 13:33:12
A cat is an attitude with fur.

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Agnostica
06.04.2020 22:21:23
Litchrally

i have so many essays due and i have no excuse for having not done them because i havent left the house in three weeks loves it

06.04.2020 22:21:23
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Secville
07.04.2020 00:39:47
Hat5une Miku

Peg leg wrote:
Image result for MIKU SAYS MEME
where did u find this image of me

07.04.2020 00:39:47

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Secville
07.04.2020 00:45:17
Hat5une Miku

boris johnson is in the icu with covid19 symptom can i get a WHOOP WHOOP


(to clear it up for non-uk bimbos, boris johnson is a racist, islamophobic, antisemitic queerphobic bastard who wont tell anyone how many children he has, belongs to a party that gutted the health service he is now relying on, one plotted to beat up a journalist, and as foreign secretary is directly responsible for the 4 year detainment of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe which he refuses to take responsibility for)

07.04.2020 00:45:17

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Reasonopia
07.04.2020 01:09:17
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Whoop whoop! Karma does exist! Wonderful news Miku.

07.04.2020 01:09:17
They/Them 
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Agnostica
07.04.2020 01:13:15
Alexstrasza

He's also a human being. The fact you're cheering for someone else to die speaks volumes about who you are as a person and how far we've fallen as a species.
You don't have to stoop to BoJo's level, you can choose to be better than him. It's honestly quite easy, he doesn't set the bar that high.

07.04.2020 01:13:15
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
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Reasonopia
07.04.2020 02:05:39
cowgirl

idk who else to tell about this but i have a fever i'm too hot to die

07.04.2020 02:05:39
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

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07.04.2020 02:42:18
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Here's the thing. I'm sick of pretending I'm a perfect person. I'm not out here in Johnson's dms telling him "die bitch". I'm in the Bimboland forums being a bitch because I'm a human being who gets angry and annoyed about injustice, about people who choose money over the health of a nation, people who choose money over basic human decency. It's my choice to stoop to his level. You know what the difference between us is? He's in a position of power to make real positive change in society, whereas I'm a 21-year-old poor student who nobody fucking listens to.

I would rather be petty and evil than pretend I have even the tiniest shred of sympathy for one of the many greedy idiots who are hoarding money and power and doing fuck all with it.

07.04.2020 02:42:18
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Freethinkerland
07.04.2020 03:02:31
Cum_Dumpster

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Here's the thing. I'm sick of pretending I'm a perfect person. I'm not out here in Johnson's dms telling him "die bitch". I'm in the Bimboland forums being a bitch because I'm a human being who gets angry and annoyed about injustice, about people who choose money over the health of a nation, people who choose money over basic human decency. It's my choice to stoop to his level. You know what the difference between us is? He's in a position of power to make real positive change in society, whereas I'm a 21-year-old poor student who nobody fucking listens to.

I would rather be petty and evil than pretend I have even the tiniest shred of sympathy for one of the many greedy idiots who are hoarding money and power and doing fuck all with it.
Wishing a highly transmittable disease on someone doesn't make you stoop to his level, it makes you worse. It's you saying "I don't just hate you, I hate your family, your friends, your coworkers, I hate the people that you pass on the street, I hate your housekeeper, your nanny, the people that bus your tables, the people that bag your groceries, I hate everyone you could possibly come into contact with SO MUCH that I wish them infected, sick, and dying as well just because I can't see beyond the tiny sphere of reality I call my own." Your age and economic stability will garner you no sympathy, because many have come from worse places than you, have fought through it, and have risen above it, without spewing the same hatred that you do. Get your shit together, please.

07.04.2020 03:02:31
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...

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