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Caecilian
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18097
Reputation: 11579
Posts: 194
Agnostica
05.04.2020 18:06:54
Caecilian

Did you know April is autism awareness month? pretty cool.

05.04.2020 18:06:54
they/them or e/em
Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301219
Reputation: 70713
Posts: 1191
Atheista
06.04.2020 13:33:12
Tyetyus

Callliope wrote:
Tyetyus wrote:
Having my first online zumba class today!
How was it? I'm wondering if I should sign up for one have never tried zumba
If you like dancing and latino tunes you will love it. I have been going for 5 years now and I can tell you it is challenging in the beginning, and takes a few classes to get the hang of the moves, but its totally worth it!

06.04.2020 13:33:12
A cat is an attitude with fur.

Litchrally
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10980
Reputation: 8742
Posts: 47
Agnostica
06.04.2020 22:21:23
Litchrally

i have so many essays due and i have no excuse for having not done them because i havent left the house in three weeks loves it

06.04.2020 22:21:23
Hat5une Miku
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23290
Reputation: 14780
Posts: 79
Secville
07.04.2020 00:39:47
Hat5une Miku

Peg leg wrote:
Image result for MIKU SAYS MEME
where did u find this image of me

07.04.2020 00:39:47

Hat5une Miku
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23290
Reputation: 14780
Posts: 79
Secville
07.04.2020 00:45:17
Hat5une Miku

boris johnson is in the icu with covid19 symptom can i get a WHOOP WHOOP


(to clear it up for non-uk bimbos, boris johnson is a racist, islamophobic, antisemitic queerphobic bastard who wont tell anyone how many children he has, belongs to a party that gutted the health service he is now relying on, one plotted to beat up a journalist, and as foreign secretary is directly responsible for the 4 year detainment of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe which he refuses to take responsibility for)

07.04.2020 00:45:17

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
07.04.2020 01:09:17
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Whoop whoop! Karma does exist! Wonderful news Miku.

07.04.2020 01:09:17
They/Them 
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209029
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
07.04.2020 01:13:15
Alexstrasza

He's also a human being. The fact you're cheering for someone else to die speaks volumes about who you are as a person and how far we've fallen as a species.
You don't have to stoop to BoJo's level, you can choose to be better than him. It's honestly quite easy, he doesn't set the bar that high.

07.04.2020 01:13:15
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
cowgirl
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22592
Reputation: 13994
Posts: 149
Reasonopia
07.04.2020 02:05:39
cowgirl

idk who else to tell about this but i have a fever i'm too hot to die

07.04.2020 02:05:39
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
07.04.2020 02:42:18
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Here's the thing. I'm sick of pretending I'm a perfect person. I'm not out here in Johnson's dms telling him "die bitch". I'm in the Bimboland forums being a bitch because I'm a human being who gets angry and annoyed about injustice, about people who choose money over the health of a nation, people who choose money over basic human decency. It's my choice to stoop to his level. You know what the difference between us is? He's in a position of power to make real positive change in society, whereas I'm a 21-year-old poor student who nobody fucking listens to.

I would rather be petty and evil than pretend I have even the tiniest shred of sympathy for one of the many greedy idiots who are hoarding money and power and doing fuck all with it.

07.04.2020 02:42:18
They/Them 
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775748
Reputation: 154897
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
07.04.2020 03:02:31
Cum_Dumpster

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Here's the thing. I'm sick of pretending I'm a perfect person. I'm not out here in Johnson's dms telling him "die bitch". I'm in the Bimboland forums being a bitch because I'm a human being who gets angry and annoyed about injustice, about people who choose money over the health of a nation, people who choose money over basic human decency. It's my choice to stoop to his level. You know what the difference between us is? He's in a position of power to make real positive change in society, whereas I'm a 21-year-old poor student who nobody fucking listens to.

I would rather be petty and evil than pretend I have even the tiniest shred of sympathy for one of the many greedy idiots who are hoarding money and power and doing fuck all with it.
Wishing a highly transmittable disease on someone doesn't make you stoop to his level, it makes you worse. It's you saying "I don't just hate you, I hate your family, your friends, your coworkers, I hate the people that you pass on the street, I hate your housekeeper, your nanny, the people that bus your tables, the people that bag your groceries, I hate everyone you could possibly come into contact with SO MUCH that I wish them infected, sick, and dying as well just because I can't see beyond the tiny sphere of reality I call my own." Your age and economic stability will garner you no sympathy, because many have come from worse places than you, have fought through it, and have risen above it, without spewing the same hatred that you do. Get your shit together, please.

07.04.2020 03:02:31
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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